About Me
I am Pluto. No, not the dog. That is not funny now, nor was it ever funny. Please stop making this joke.
I am the ninth planet of the Milky Way Galaxy. I don't give a damn what the scientests may say, I am a planet today, I am a planet tomorrow, from now until the end of time I am the only planet that matters.
Sorry to come across bitter, but when you work your nuts off for eight decades, and get no recognition for it, then get booted to the curb like a bag of dirty diapers, your mood tends to change a little.
Look, I'm just a down to Earth planet, at the core. I won't lie: I can come off a little "icy" at first, but, given time, I will soon warm up to you like the surface of Mercury. Is that what you want? Another Mercury?! Screw you guys. We can't all be small and hot. This is just the way God made me!!
Again, my apologies. I could really use a buddy about now. Someone who could really lift my spirits, and tell me I'm still worth it.
Ceres and Xena need not apply.
My Blog
I Will Take It!
ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) -- Pluto is finally getting some respect _ not from astronomers, but from wordsmiths.
"Plutoed" was chosen 2006's Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society at its annual.
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Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:07:00 GMT
Mad As Hell
How dare you take Pluto off the list?! How dare you?!! Everyone on Earth wasted precious moments of their lives memorizing the planets, making up bullshit little rhymes to help them, and now you ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:14:00 GMT
From Next Big Thing to Yesterday's News
The Sad Story
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:33:00 GMT
I Am Not A Dwarf
Have you forgotten what we've seen together?
The Great Depression. The Empire State Building. FDR. The Hindenberg. War of the Worlds. Pearl Harbor. World War Two. Roswell. McCarthyism. Vietnam. JFK. ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:25:00 GMT
The Rise (and Fall) of Pluto
Read it and Weep... I do. :-(
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:22:00 GMT
Hurt
I think I'm more hurt than anything else. I have given nearly eight decades to you people, and now you vote to just "kick me to the curb." And, not only that, but you do so in such a callous way. You ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:15:00 GMT
