this is the minx... and this is my profile.
i love many things. shopping is my weakness - any moolah that hits the back account is usually spent buying lingerie, kini's, bags and dresses. sweet smells, expensive perfumes and good aftershave push the right buttons. fashion is my world, clothes, designing and vogue i breathe for. my skin must always be tanned and brown, pasty is not acceptable. my dogs are my everything, never bag the poodle. im clumsy, but i blame that on my long gangly legs. love is the best feeling in the world. trashy gossip is the best gossip, stars in compromising positions reminds us they are only normal. i have over 70 dresses, 70 dresses too little, the collection will continue to grow. laughing is the best medicine. drama drama drama - i love to exaggerate. i want to be famous, just so i can have an awesome wardrobe (or at least afford it!). serious food critic, if you can please me with your cooking abilities, you were made to be in the kitchen. tom is a hottie. i'd love to be a stylist, who wouldnt want to earn money whilst they shop. nicole ritchie's wardrobe i idolise, not her body. shoes, bikini's and underwear overpopulate my wardrobe. thailand, beaches and cocktails = total relaxation. i love smashing the dancefloor... or i DID love smashing the dancefloor, i no longer have a life. sophia loren defined true beauty. tracksuit pants are a staple. i wish i was a combination of carrie and samantha living in the world of sex and the city. chanel is chic. the 80s should be looked back on with shame. learning is crucial. people, and their interactions fascinate me. italians have the best lifestyle. NW, Vogue, GQ, Harpers Bazaar, Cleo and Cosmopolitian educate me weekly. bags and chunky necklaces are the ultimate accessory - amanda briskin is a genious - effortless affordable chic. waxing i swear by. minimal make up is the sex. PINK is stunning. mobile phones have taken over my life, that annoys me. chewing on my nails happens regularly. Tiffany and Co is the only silver jewellery i will wear. Emoticons are GAY!Coca cola has napped my brain, diet coke is guzzled down as frequently as water. work hard and you get places. the world is here to be explored not exploited. when will Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory reopen? i want to hunt for a golden ticket. vodka must be enjoyed not shot. everything must be pretty - i'm a girly girl with no man like tendencies. i'm confident, dominant and intimidating - when i walk in the room i like it to revolve around me. bring back Jerry Springer, Dr Phil should get more dirty and Oprah should stop yo-yo dieting. boob jobs scream out insecurity and a lack of confidence - you don't need silicone in your chest to make you a better/stronger woman, nor make you more feminine. i'm the most spoilt girl you'll ever meet, i've just lost my tiara. i hate competition, life is to be enjoyed, don't size yourself up against others. my ipod is bi polar - variety is the key to life. why can't i run under the sprinkler anymore when the world is surrounded by water?. those who know me either love or loathe me. jellyfish are the most disgusting thing ever created. i'm the fastest texter you'll ever meet - that makes up for my dordling. bring back the cassette player. i've never been to the casino in my life, but then again, why would i want to?. the feel of french champagne running down your throat is unlike no other. i haven't always been cool, i was bullied at primary school because my boobs developed early. images and role models portrayed in the media make me sick - no wonder there is a boom in anorexia when most of worlds models haven't even hit puberty. i know no italian but "dolce, dolce, dolce". karma makes the world go around. i'll easily beat your ass on the basketball court. smokers - quit, be thankful you've got a good set of lungs. i model only for monetary purposes, that whole industry is just fucked up - gauging away on a hamburger and fries isn't going to kill you nor end your career. a lot of gossip tends to revolve around me, ignore it - its usually bullshit. i LOVE the gold coast - tacky hotels, bogans, metermaids its all class class class. most men are serial liars or cheaters, the ones that aren't are either gay or taken. the simpsons is the most overrated show on television. my printer always manages to run out of ink when i'm printing off that important uni essay. women are the most beautiful beings on the planet - they shit all over men. curves should be celebrated, not lost - twig thin boy figured girls are just so not hot. accounting is officially the worst subject ever! as much as i hate it, i am really a pessimist, i just don't like to set myself up for a big fall and crash. bring back rolls of film - we shouldn't be able to delete and erase photos of us where we looked too fat, too drunk, too ugly but rather embrace who we are and laugh at it. captain planet was my hero he'll take world polution down to zero. i didn't learn how to tie my shoe laces until i was 8 years old. buddhist are the wisest of all. i love kissing. america should leave Iraq - George Bush is a wanker. i find it scary that computers are taking over everyone's life. so many people on myspace list i don't even know - my friends claim to be too cool for this shit. i cant undo a bra with one hand. boring people are a waste of space, why be alive if you're not going to live. nothing beats the efficiency of the hong kong metro system. cars are a shitty investment. brazil, argentina, spain and italy im itching to experience. women are not objects, we are equal - strip clubs, brothels and prostitutes are only used by the weakest of men. i need to get back into yoga. jumping on trampolines is fun. high five for gay men. i couldn't give up playschool until i was 9 years old. people are dying in the world, why does no-one do anything about? i may sound ditzy and materialistic, but i pride myself on my intelligence. face-value is bullshit. don't think you know me after reading this.......
This year:
This year will be unlike no other, bigger and better than 2006 - more eventful, exciting, fun filled than any other experienced. I plan to move into my wonderful new big house, that i bought in South Melbourne, get another dog with Traviss named Charlie, head to Thailand in February, pass all of my uni subjects, maintain my figure so when strutting my stuff in Victoria Secret at the end of this year i look just as good Gisele and Heidi, land my dream job at Gucci and be packing up my wardrobe ready to live in a beautiful villa in Milan. i'll take everything else as it comes... and love love love it. xxxx
guys don't bother, im madly in love with my wonderful boyfriend Traviss, we're practically married. he's my everythingxx
