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Neeko. I'm still alive.

Rub me.

About Me

I like being a dog. I really am a dog, you know. You ought to know that it was very difficult teaching myself to use a keyboard, but hey, I have A LOT of time on my hands.About me? I smell bad after I shower, I know no limit on smelling off limit places, and I tend to like it when people drop food on the floor.

My Interests

dog treats and fire hydrants

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a good owner. None of that animal abusing crap.

Music:

folk Korean techno polka rap pop -- I might be the only one singing this way right now, but I certainly won't be the last. It'll catch, you wait and see.

Movies:

Shaggy Dog,

Television:

Animal Planet (After all, isn't that the stereotype?)

Books:

I'm a dog. Dogs don't really read. I don't care how smart you think a dog is we lack the opposable thumbs to properly hold books.

Heroes:

Triumph, the Insult Comedy Dog

My Blog

What?

Oh? What's that? You like seeing pictures of some asian kid instead of a random dog, who is now Mormon by the way?   Oh well.
Posted by Neeko. I'm still alive. on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:41:00 PST

Sexalicious!

Don't go worryin' bout that old shizznazz, homies. It's time for everyone to sit down, toke up, and have a good, long LOVE RUB. Put away the sharp objects, light some candles, and get to it! ...
Posted by Neeko. I'm still alive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorry.

Let's just say, I had one too many shots of tequila and went a little crazy with the love rubbin'. I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have offended/molested/made question their sexual orientation....
Posted by Neeko. I'm still alive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hampster Dance, shall we?

Anybody wanna do the Hampster Dance with me? It could be better than prom. I always hate prom. Nobody ever asks me. Can I still get tickets? Will it look sad if I go by myself? What if I bring m...
Posted by Neeko. I'm still alive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh give me a tub, where the buffalo rubs....

I have decided that America's national passtime should be rubbin'. I could use a lower region rub right about now... I mean my feet are just killing me! Though I do have a bit of a belly ache. So I'm ...
Posted by Neeko. I'm still alive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn it.

Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it. Why?? Why does this ALWAYS happen to ME and nobody else? The world is out to get me, man. I tell ya, I need a good rubbin'.
Posted by Neeko. I'm still alive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST