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About Me

I'm Scott. I like getting wasted, and I'm still smarter than you. I like Kurt Vonnegut, Oscar Wilde and Hello Kitty, and yes, I'm heterosexual. I hate white chicks, but black chicks scare me. I like better music than you. I'm a nice person when I don't feel like being a prick. I love my friends and dancing and rainbows, and yes, I'm still a heterosexual male. I live on my own, I don't have a job and need a space heater; donate, motherfuckers. I like girls in pink underwear, because I am a heterosexual male. Porn is awesome, and your 12 year old sister is hot. I will kick your ass at Counter Strike and DDR. I'm a Scorpio and I don't care. I hate motherfuckers that steal my food. I love good racist jokes. I hate stalkers, and yet seem to get them often. I love my hot girlfriend, English majors, and disco music, and yes, I am fucking straight. Bitches love my kool aid. The End.


My Interests

Music, TV, sleeping

I'd like to meet:

Enthusiac little girls who aren't camera shy. Your father, so I can tell him that I fucked your mom. The inventor of Hello Kitty. :)
I hate talking to people; fuck off.

Music:

Apoptygma Bezerk, Angels and Agony, AC/DC, Adema, AFI, Alice in Chains, Allied Vision, Amgod, Andrew WK, Angra, Anti-Flag, Artension, Assemblage 23, Audioslave, Audiovent, Avantasia, Bad Religion, Barry White, Beastie Boys, Bella Morte, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Blood for Blood, Blue Eyed Christ, Borialis, Bouncing Souls, Cabaret Voltaire, Cesium_137, Children of Bodom, CKY, The Clash, Covenant, Cradle of Filth, Daft Punk, Darude, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, Dismantled, Disturbed, DJ Taka, DJ Tiesto, Drowning Pool, Duran Duran, Esham, Fear Factory, Forbidden Paradise, Fortification 55, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Future Sound of London, Godsmack, Green Day, Grendel, H.I.M., Hatebreed, House of Pain, Iced Earth, Icon of Coil, Imperative Reaction, Incubus, Infected Mushroom, Informatik, Inner City Posse, ICP, Iron Maiden, Isaac Hayes, Jimmy Eat World, Judas Priest, Juno Reactor, Kiss, KMFDM, Kraftwerk, Lit, Ludacris, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Misfits, Morbid Angel, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, Naoki, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Offspring, Orbital, Outkast, Pantera, Pennywise, Pigface, Powerman 5000, Prodigy, Propellerheads, Psyche, Psychopathic Rydas, Punto Omega, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Run DMC, Rush, Sepultura, Sisters of Mercy, Skindred, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Staind, Static-X, Sublime, System of a Down, Tech N9ne, Tenacious D, Tool, Toxic Logic, Trapt, Twiztid, VNV Nation, Velvet Acid Christ, Weird Al, White Lion, White Zombie, Wildside, Wolfsheim, Wumpscut, Zug Island

Movies:

Zoolander, Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Kill Bill, Psychomania, Big Money Hustlas, Night of the Living Dead

Television:

Daily Show, South Park, $1.97 Beauty Pageant, Match Game, COPS, Law and Order

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Reign of the Dead, Dune, i Robot, DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress, Door to December, The Stand

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy

My Blog

The First Entry

Everyone else has one of these things so I figured I should too. I don't know why. Oh well.
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