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KSK Master

MAA NANTE KOTO NANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI am big Dave for my name is David and I am also Big. I like candle lit dinners, long walks along the beach, sunsets, blood, puppies, alcohol, kittens, 20 decks, friends, soft drugs, black, cuddling on the sofa with a good film and a bottle of wine and a cheap prostitute, I like films and games and music and sportive tricks like channel surfing. People sometimes say, "Hey! Dave! Why are you so fat?! YARHARHARHAGRHAGR!" And I reply "Well, if I was any smaller my trousers wouldn't fit would they?" That usually makes them laugh, at which point I subtlety stove their heads in with a sledge-hammer. I would like also to meet Jamie Oliver, just to see if I can burst his lips with a viciously sharp carrot, covered with parmesan cheese and nutmeg, alla chef like.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Erm, I like meeting all my friends, they're alright. I would like to meet David Bowie because he RaWxHoRz! I would really like to meet Jackie Chan because I think he's greet. I would like to meet Hitler simply so I can chin the bitch. I would like to meet Eddie Izzard because he is my favourite Transvestite ever. I would like to meet the Gorillaz because they are awesome. I would like to meet Tim Burton and Peter Jackson because I want their goddamn jobs. I REALLY wanna meet Annie Lennox because she's fantastic.
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Goth


80%

Rocker, Mosher


50%

Skater


30%

Trendy


20%

Emo


15%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


10%

Prepy


10%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Music:

I like everything. Makes it easy for people to buy me CDs... but seriously. I do like EVERYTHING... Except country American music. I HATE Rhinestone Cowboy Lets see, I have a terrible memory and so shall forget some of my very favourites. David Bowie, Nobuo Uematsu, The Magic Numbers, The Gorrilaz, Kanye West, OTEP, Cradle Of Filth, Badly Drawn Boy, Michael Jackson, The Pixies, Blink 182, Bob Marley, Disturbed, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Queens Of The Stoneage, Idlewild, Coldplay, Anthrax, The Arcade Fire, Abba, Fleetwood Mac, The Eurythmics, Massive Attack, Velvet Underground, Orson, Anthony And The Johnsons, Fall Out Boy, Postal Service, The Pancakes, Pink, Johnny Cash, Foo Fighters, Nina Simone, Rise Against, Athlete, Joanna Newsom, Supremes, The Kinks, System Of A Down, The Used, The Black Eyed Peas, Turin Breaks, 50 Cent, Dexys Midnight Runners, Diana Ross, Marvin Gaye, Jagged Edge, Jimmy Eat World, Maddness, KT Tunstall, Manowar, Queen, Mattafix, Missy Elliot, Morning Runner Motorhead, Sinead O'Connor, The Prodigy, Pendulum, Sean Paul, Sissor Sisters, Thrice, Bob Sinclar, Caesars Palace, Yellow Card, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Finch, The Futureheads, Keane, Kate Bush, The Strokes, Robbie Williams, Marilyn Manson, Police, The Temptations, Radiohead, Janet Jackson.That will do for now because it is 42 minutes and 5 seconds past Christmas!

Movies:

Love films. I am quite a critic though.

Television:

Television is the window Satan uses to corrupt the minds and therefore the morales of the masses. This is why I would like to get into media.

Books:

I like books, Terry Pratchett is like well funny and shizzney, some of the best characters I've encountered and very rarely fails to impress. James Herbert is pretty good with twists in plot lines, he likes to slip towering infernos into the climax of his novels. JRR Tolkien is entertaining and imaginative, wins the award for the best book I have read to date as well as one of my all-time favourites. C.S Lewis really captures the spirit of childhood thrills and dreams with the Chronicles Of Narnia. AA Milne who is responsible for Winnie the Pooh, the original stories of course, not the Disney crap. JK Rowling has captivated the imagination of millions worldwide and thrilled leigions of dedicated fans from children to pensioners, I myself am included in this group. Thomas Harris is pretty good, I like Red Dragon although I don't usually like crime novels. Dan Brown, whom wrote The Da Vinci Code and several others which I have but haven't yet got round to reading. Mark Haddon's The Incident Of The Dog In The Night was a great novel, it made me laugh but also think about the problems presented by a Mental Handicap. Steve Perry and Stephani Perry who wrote Prey: Alien Vs. Predator, an excellent sci-fi book for fans of both sets of films. James Clavell who wrote Shogun which I am reading at the moment and REALLY can't put down, it's a real page turner and although I'm not far into it, just past the second book, I recomend it highly.

My Blog

100 Answers about me that you didn't want to know!

100 Questions: 1. Taken a picture completely naked? I can't fit it all in ONE picture... 2. Painted your room? Nope, I leave that to the slaves 3. Made out with a member of the same sex? Not yet. T...
Posted by KSK Master on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:52:00 PST

Give me all your monies!

AHHH! I need a job man! Seriously, it's getting rough. I have no monies in my bank or anything. Officially SKINT! If you want a CD made for a cheap price ask me to let you look through my MP3 player, ...
Posted by KSK Master on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:33:00 PST

Wowzers!

Just thought I would write on this thing cuz I haven't done so for a longish time. This time I will use it just to say that at the moment I am happy and chilled. Life is too short so why bother gettin...
Posted by KSK Master on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:13:00 PST

GRAH!

My dad's a dork. I am so annoyed and very tempted to swear in very big letter but I am bottling it all up so in a few years I can tell my Psychiatrist. Oh well, I'm sure I'll live. Always look on t...
Posted by KSK Master on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:52:00 PST

NEWS JUST IN, FAT MAN FEELS FAIRLY FUCKED OFF, More on this at 8.

Haven't written on here in donkeys but in times of stress, here I am.  Been feeling really quite down lately, thing is I dunno why. Been getting wound up really easily and I'm being violent, whi...
Posted by KSK Master on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:52:00 PST

Stolen from Nathan

" × " B A S I C S " × "Name: DavidSingle or Taken: Single! Sex: MaleBirthday: 29/05/88Sign: GeminiSiblings: Three sisters Hair color:Dark Brown... honestEye color: Green/blueHeight: 6 ft I think" ×...
Posted by KSK Master on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:57:00 PST

Les femmes de Pandora

Les femmes de Pandora   Midnight black and shadow adorned whores of the night, Who writhe in the dark shades of La petite mort and curse the light. Beautiful yet deadly as the web of a sp...
Posted by KSK Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A POEM THAT ISN'T EMO?!?!?!/1/1/1?1/1/1/!!?!?!/1/?/one!!1!

What the Hell?   Why the hell do I get so down, And yet I rarely wear a frown?   Sure sometimes I moan and whine, But most the time things are just fine.   When I open u...
Posted by KSK Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

READ! It's deep and you might just learn something about me...

I hate my life at the moment& My sister has gone on a fucking rampage. Why wont she listen to anyone?!   Just because she got knocked up she thinks the world is against her.   You...
Posted by KSK Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BEJEEBZUS CERVIST!

My sister has been chucked out of where she is staying. She was staying with my grandparents and she is pregnant. Her own father won't take her in. Her boyfriend is somone who seems to think they can ...
Posted by KSK Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST