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Christobel Voxx is a Pirate!

Foot in mouth and head up ass so whatcha talkin' 'bout?

About Me

My name is Chris
I'm a fucking pirate.
I'm 20.
I live here in Florida.
I'm a writer
Mountain Dew is the physical manifestation of Life
I am a sum of every moment leading to this point. I am not original but I am not a sheep. I guess I am somewhere in between. Just like everyone else.
I love to read. Books keep me alive.
I love music.
My favorate bands are HIM, 10 Years, Marilyn Manson, Tool and Rammstein... no particular order there...
I don't like religion... it helps a lot of people, but too many have abused it before and continue to abuse it now. It's like any other mind-altering drug, good in small doses but deadly in large ones.
There are good people out there... I've met about five.
I write music and sing.
I am a shy person when I first meet people, once I get acquanted they wish I was still shy... I get weird sometimes, lol

Find your Celestial Choir

My Interests

Books
Writing
Photography
Music
Movies
Money
Women

What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Ville Valo (and the rest of HIM)
Rammstein
Chuck Palahniuk
Augusten Burroughs
Maynard James Keenan
Marilyn Manson

Music:

10 Years

Tool
Puscifer
HIM
Rammstein
Marilyn Manson
Deftones
Eisbrecher
Muse
Skinny Puppy
Franz Ferdinand
The Ramones
Nirvana
AFI
Kidneythieves
Queen (fuck you, they rock)
A Perfect Circle
Nine Inch Nails
Oomph!
Deftones
Orgy
Black Light Burns
Freezepop
Buckethead
Random Industrial, Techno, and Electronica
And probably a lot more I forgot... it happens

You scored as Anarchism.

Socialist


83%

Anarchism


83%

Communism


83%

Democrat


75%

Fascism


67%

Green


50%

Nazi


42%

Republican


0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Movies:

SAW
SAW 2
SAW 3
AFRO Samurai
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
The Fountain
Butterfly Effect
The Number 23
FIGHT CLUB
The Machinist
Seven
Donnie Darko
The Crow
Memento
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Motorcycle Diaries
V for Vendetta
American History X
The Weather Man
Clerks II
The Prestige
Mr. Brooks
X
And so many others I can't add...

Television:

Heroes
Journeyman
Nip/Tuck
Family Guy
South Park
Dragon Ball Z
Ergo Proxy
X
Viva La Bam
Invader Zim
Law and Order: SVU

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk is GOD
Fight Club
Choke
Rant
I, Lucifer
Battle Royale
The Contortionist's Handbook
Dermaphoria
The Dark Tower Series
Rage
The Long Walk
Running With Scissors
Dry
American Psycho
Angel Sanctuary
The Historian
Invisible Monsters
Lullaby
Survivor
Stranger than Fiction
Haunted
Death of an Ordinary Man
HeartSick
HOUSE of Leaves
Sellevision
Magical Thinking
Possible Side Effects
Brave New World
Rules of Attraction
Lunar Park
A Clockwork Orange
Catcher in the Rye
Crime and Punishment
Slaughterhouse-Five
Night Watch
Day Watch
Dusk Watch
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
The Vampire Chronicles
And the list goes on and on and on...

Heroes:

BATMAN!!
Corey Hall
Trent Reznor
Chuck Palahniuk
Craig Clevenger
Dr. Christian Troy
Tyler Durden
Chuck Norris
Captain Jack Sparrow
Maynard James Keenan

My Blog

Saw IV

Okay... tonight is the night when most are off partying and such for Halloween... sadly, mine isn't that entertaining... Anyways, I went to see Saw 4 on opening night, and sweet jesus it was AMAZING!&...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:45:00 PST

Serj and Brooks...

Well... yeah... this blog is pretty random...  I guess? Anyways, not a whole lot going on here (is ther ever?)... But I bought two things on Tuesday... and damn, man... First, I got Serj Tankia...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:50:00 PST

A random look into my past...

So I've been randomly jumping around, back and forth through my memory today.  Unless I'm day dreaming it's all I do to keep me "sane" at work... sad, i know. Basically, I'll sum it into two unr...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST

Revenge of "The Return of the Iron Chef"

    He opens his eyes and his mind begins to clear.  The clear blue sky over head, clouds floating in whichever direction that they're going to... or something.     ...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:58:00 PST

Battle Royale

Okay. So.  Here it goes. Battle Royale was one of the best books I have ever read.  It was such an amazing story.  It makes you wonder, how could you fuck it up? Well, I borrowed the ...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:35:00 PST

From Zero to Zero: A Rant

Okay, so, this is the spiraling abyss narraration of my scattered thoughts and the process of my mind.  The Process.  Sounds awesome.  Anyways, this is party inspired (not expired) by K...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

Eh... Why not?

Hey y'all... God damn, how often od I type out the word 'yall?' hm... weird.  Anyways, I guess I should vent over my past few weeks, huh? Well on the positive side...  I got my epigraphs dow...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

Hyperbol (complete and redux)

Hello all, Sorry for the scare, I was just really down.  But I am feleing a little better and clear headed as of this exact moment.  And I wish to explain myself, somewhat.  My depressi...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST

Hyperbol(i)

The final installment to this backwards three-part series!  Not that this is a very big thing, nor is this even a good one.  I don't think.  I don't know.  Uncertainty sickens and...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:19:00 PST

Hyperbol(a)

Hello all, once again I have come back to spread more words and such as to the occurences in my life.  Nothing amazing ever really happens.  Well not lately.  Maybe there has, I have ye...
Posted by Christobel Voxx is a Pirate! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST