Xtal

i just WOULN’T make this stuff up.

on monday i was eating at a steakhouse called Stack in the mirage. this is what happened: when we were seated the man at my direct right [i was sitting on the banquette side] looked familiar. it's fun...
Posted by Xtal on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:30:00 PST

no wait, its dana carvey in the garth wig!

i was walking into the hilton with my friend the other night and right before we hit the revolving door she notices this guy walking out towards us. my ever-witty friend took one look at this dude's r...
Posted by Xtal on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

"that" kind of week

yesterday i was using the restroom at work, i sat down for a precious few seconds of silence and *WHAM!* the toilet paper dispencer fell off the wall and landed on my head. this is the kind of week i'...
Posted by Xtal on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:12:00 PST

who the fuck killed laura palmer?!

so i was at souper salad the other day with my pal and my roomate. after we had been sitting there eating for 10 or 15 minutes she goes all stiff and her eyes bug out all excited like and she says in ...
Posted by Xtal on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

i have good news and i have bad news

 the story goes that my bestie was trying to get the Apocs in to open a show at the hard rock for the all american rejects. i hadn't ever heard this band but it was like, "fuck it! good exposure ...
Posted by Xtal on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST

good mourning

thurs april 26th 7:37 a.m. i push my self up from the pillows, my cell phone is buzzing angrily on the the nightstand. "hello..?" "hello, krystal? this is Dr. so-and-so from the vetrinary hospital... ...
Posted by Xtal on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:11:00 PST

quote of the weak

so on st. patricks day i headed down to the double down to watch the bands. after i was there for awhile i was aproached by a strange kid. he was this little scrawny guy with short hair, glasses and n...
Posted by Xtal on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST

back in the saddle

i have been officially reunited with the danger-cycle. man, i missed that stupid thing. who knew 50ccs could make such a big difference in life? i look forward to getting places in less than 2 hours. ...
Posted by Xtal on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST

You have been tagged

The rules are: once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with ten weird/random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose ten people to be tagged, list their names, and t...
Posted by Xtal on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

at least the eyepatch looks tuff.

ok guys i'm hearing some pretty wacky stuff thru the grapevine so here's the deal... yes, i did have eye surgery to fix my retina which had apparently ripped itself free. they used a creepy macguiver-...
Posted by Xtal on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:40:00 PST