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Saltine

Too weird to live, too rare to die.

About Me



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My Interests

I love music, art, laughing at people when they fall down, you know the usual.

I'd like to meet:

to meet smart, sweet, young women that know what they want in life. Also I could always use new friends, all my old friends are either drunks, family men, chasing tail, or dead. In that order.

Music:

I love old music weither it be the doors, pink floyd, al green, marvin gaye, donnie hathaway, beatles, anything that has heart behind the words. Also i like cold, DEFTONES, staind, finger eleven, radiohead, dashboard, portishead, 311, nirvana, rage against the machine, just to name some.

Movies:

eternal sunshine, killer clowns from outer space, cecil b demented, donnie darko, harlem nights, the way of the gun, life, usual suspects, seven, memento, confessions of a dangerous mind, kiss kiss bang bang, godmoney, city of god, closer, boondock saints, and anything else that's a little different.

Television:

don't really get a chance to watch t.v. but if I do I love my Simpsons and Family guy. also i I'm addicted to Seinfeld and sadly enough Mash.

Books:

just read cat's cradle and working hard to find waldo.

Heroes:

my mom for not aborting me.

My Blog

Bliss is Ignorance.

shoved off the deep end of the kiddie pool, trying my best rendition to play the village idiot as if the the character doesn't come natural enough. Fate halted by my degenerate genes that always cause...
Posted by Saltine on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:24:00 PST

The mentality of an Afterthought.

That spark, that gleam in your eyes- coated over with a glazed grin. That suspicious smirk- which raises an alertness to any situation- no matter the comfort level. To waltz through the orchestra rehe...
Posted by Saltine on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

Lost Thoughts: An Epidemic

the lost prophet returns for the third act, not to be mistaken with your solid facts, lost in this fairy tale where there's no happy ending around the corner or even a little break from the rain. it's...
Posted by Saltine on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

An Ode to the Drunk.

Paralyzed. Stuck in this run away train of life, still patiently waiting for my stop, or at least a stop to call my own- even if it is so temporary. As my eyes grow dim the conductor yells "Last call ...
Posted by Saltine on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST

Fly Swatter

Sometimes I can't help but notice these transparent flies swarming around with their malicious smiles fixated on that white light and all it's glory. Where the only worries of this world is keeping it...
Posted by Saltine on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 04:13:00 PST

Guilt...... it's only skin deep.

That familiar fragrance dances up a whirlwind in my senses. That unsuggested smile, opening up that ever-so-graceful Pandoras Box between her legs. Sins of my father hold no leverage on my mind. Tear...
Posted by Saltine on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:22:00 PST

In an instant it was over.....

I saw you smiling, grinning with malevolent intentions walking pass me so nonchalant trying to avoid a collision. Hands grasped tightly together, you always were the shy kind. So gently passing me by,...
Posted by Saltine on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 09:22:00 PST

Mouth-piece

I'm stuck in this dream world hidden and indeed obscure. Irrelevant to the greater good of society. Blended in with the surroundings. I would say my surroundings, but I don't belong here. Utter ignora...
Posted by Saltine on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:28:00 PST

Hypocrisy: its a hell of a ride.

With one's own lips, capsizing my ship leaving me stranded on a deserted island of heartache. Drowning my sorrows, still looking for my identity to borrow, but all I can find are empty seashells, wher...
Posted by Saltine on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 10:33:00 PST

eyes in the back of my head: your view-point

My thoughts syndicated throughout the air, hits you like a sledge-hammer, just to say good-morning. My words viciously rip into your heart, scrapping out every bit of humanity you had left. Your eyes ...
Posted by Saltine on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:21:00 PST