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One Hot Momma

Our Greatest Glory Consists Not In Never Falling, But How We Rise When We Do

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jen
Birthday: 5-22-1980
Birthplace: San Jose, CA
Current Location: Paradise, CA
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: If It's not Scottish, its CRAP!
The Shoes You Wore Today: The same Earthshoe Sandals I LIVE in
Your Weakness: Love and Trust
Your Fears: Being forgotten about, and anything happening to my baby
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian/Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Being the absolute best mother I can be
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROFLMAOWPIMP
Thoughts First Waking Up: Didn't I JUST feed you?
Your Best Physical Feature: My fingernails
Your Bedtime: Depends
Your Most Missed Memory: He knows who he is........after loving you for 11 years, It's safe to say I will love you forever.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: In N Out!
Single or Group Dates: Either are fun!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Drinking tea with meals prevents your body from absorbing all of the iron from your meal
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Ustacould
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: Only when alone
Do you Shower Daily: I usually skip a day unless I do something dirty, or my hair is REALLY messed up
Have you Been in Love: Yes, truly, and deeply
Do you want to go to College: Eventually
Do you want to get Married: Absolutely, but to the right person, so I'm in no rush.
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Occasionally
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, but it takes effort
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: LOL Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE would be the right word
Do you play an Instrument: Heh heh, I'll leave that one alone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: On a limited basis, as I am breastfeeding my son
In the past month have you Smoked: On occasion.....c'mon, give me a break, being a single mother is hard!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell nooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sort of, unofficially....Daniel took me out for dinner and ice cream. Thanks Sweetie!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I can't stay away from Motherhood!

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No! But I want to!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not this month: Josh, I'll just take this opportunity to call you a deadbeat BITCH
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Too damn cold!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NEVER!
Ever been Drunk: More times than I could possibly recall
Ever been called a Tease: That's Madam Tease to you
Ever been Beaten up: Wanna try?
Ever Shoplifted: Ok, there was this one time in Junior high......
How do you want to Die: Old, surrounded by the family that I made with my husband
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Funny you should ask, since I'm already grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Doesn't matter, as long as he's at least as tall as me
Weight: Within reason, that doesn't matter really either
Best Clothing Style: Just not preppy or ghetto
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3. Marijuana is not a drug, it's an herbal remedy!
Number of CDs I own: Um, a lot?
Number of Piercings: 5, but one is healed over
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hee hee hee.........we're not going there.
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My Interests

Anything that involves getting dirty! I love 4 wheeling, hiking, camping, pretty much anything outdoors.Huge Country Music fan, and member of the Dark Carnival.......if that seems oxymoronic to you, then you can just PHUKOOF!

I'd like to meet:

I have friends from all walks of life, so lets just go with who I'm NOT interested in meeting-Creepy old guys, Drama Bringers, Tweekers, Addicts in General, Liars

Television:

KILL YOUR GOD BOX!Ok, I'll admit, when there is absolutely nothing else to entertain me, I enjoy A&E, Discovery Health (All the Baby shows!), Discovery, Animal Planet, and CMT.

Books:

Anything By Steven King, Linda Lael Millers Vampire romance series, and a few other of her books

Heroes:

Betty Page, and my dear friend Jeff