Clowns to the Left of Me, Spiders to the Right, Here I Am... |
Clowns to the Left of Me, Spiders to the Right, Here I am, Stuck in the Middle of Some Scary Shitby Saraheliz
"Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals"
John Steinbeck musta...
Posted by saraheliz on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST |
It's an Apple Kind of World, in a Microsoft Universe |
I wrote this late last night over some hot chocolate and sleep deprivation in response to a rumor floating around my industry (DCC, digital content creation providers) that Microsoft wa...
Posted by saraheliz on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST |
A Clown, A Brown Recluse and A Medium Piece of Asparagus Walk Into A Bar |
It's funnier if you read the article, Clowns to the Left of Me, Spiders to the Right.... first, but had to share this Amavisca/Mason exchange. I forgot to mention a 4th thing that scares me in that pi...
Posted by saraheliz on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:39:00 PST |
40 is the New 15! |
This article has nothing to do with Vanity Drive. K, disclaimer, done.
January 23, 2007
Forty is the New Fifteenby Sarah Elizabeth Mason
When you hit a milestone, in numbers, you start assessing the ...
Posted by saraheliz on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST |
Vanity Drive Treatment Teaser |
ERIC MARGOLIS, mid-thirties, "Zach Braff" handsome, floats face-down in an elegantly tiled pool as his VO provides us with the details of his demise. It starts in Eric's Hollywood apartment wher...
Posted by saraheliz on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST |
Cue the Voice Over |
Hollywood where a million dreams are born every day, and most of them die in infancy. Every soul in this town is driven by just one thing in one way or another vanity. How do I look, do you envy m...
Posted by saraheliz on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST |
Bruce Lee Broke My Heart and All I Have to Show for It Is a Butt Load of VHS Tapes |
November 12, 2006
Bruce Lee Broke My Heart and All I Have to Show for It Is a Butt Load of VHS Tapesby Sarah E. MasonReality and I started fighting when I was seven. It's been a cold w...
Posted by saraheliz on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:00:00 PST |
An Honest Look at Vanity |
So, this project is all about vanity. Each character is driven by it. Aren't we all, f*ck yeah, what would myspace be without it?
But I wanted to explore this more so I sought help from We...
Posted by saraheliz on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST |
Notes on Vanity Dr. |
I have no explanation for Marge Schott's presence except that any mention or sight of her makes me crack up and seems to fit well with monkeys.
That is my head cuddling up to the ...
Posted by saraheliz on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:52:00 PST |
