Patrick

I like to talk - a lot. I also like to listen to what others have to say about the world, life and their perspective on things. There are a lot of people out there that know more then I do, and I intend to find out what they know! When all else fails, I search the internet on random (sometimes calculated) fact finding missions.I have no patience for people who are condescending or diminish others in anyway. I also hate space invaders! You know who you are - and if you don't, look around. If the people in your immediate proximity are leaning backwards, you are the reason. Step back.I love to sing - really, ask around. I love piano bars - they're my fave! I listen to Sirius' Broadway Radio most of the time. If for some chance I am not, it's NPR on my dial - and by dial, I mean the thing that acts like a dial, but has actually rendered the use of dials obsolete.Gardening is more of a sickness then a hobby. I am obsessed with plants. I can't wait for all the Fall catalogues to come out so I can see the new plants for 2007.I also love to travel - I know, who doesn't. Slugs - they hate it (they dry out!)I want to be Euro-trash! - alas, my waist prevents this from being possible. That, and I don't think Euro-trash shops in Kohls, or Marshall's.I love silliness - random acts of the obsurd make me chuckle. Usually, this is accompanied by inappropriate humor.My boyfriend is a Saint for tolerating my idiosyncrasies and Jeanette, my idiot (I mean that with love.)For all of you who think you have the cutest dog, you're wrong. I do! His name is Loki and he is part dog, part seal. So please, lets put an end to these fabrications...Oh, I dabble in Vegetarianism. Truth be told, I think its because I like the moral superiority of it all. Unfortuantely I am "off the wagon" and it is being pulled by USDA Prime Beef! I will probably deny this statement when I try Vegetarianism again...TBAMost gay stereotypes apply to me, however I do not lisp or enjoy the Gym! - I think its a hateful place that was created in Nazi Germany as a pseudo gay consentration camp. It's time to turn that triangle upside down girls and make the change!Oh, I think "Hands Across America" was the final straw that turned all the left over Hippies into Yuppies. Any remaining ones, went undocumented or into hiding.I long for a reality show based around people hating thier jobs...now that would be television worth watching