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Danielle Vitruvian

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About Me


Step one, slit my throat, Step two, play in my blood, Step three, cover me in dirty sheets, and run laughing out of the house, Step four, stop off at Berkeley Marina and rinse your crimson hands, You took me hostage, you made your demands I couldn't meet them, so you cut off my fingers, one by one.

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1. What day of the week is it? errr, was Monday when i woke, is it still Monday now??
2. In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Is that song not about me???
3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? It must of been a man of course!, dirty pervs!
4. If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) If u don't ask u don't get
5. What time did you get out of bed today? half eight! thats so early for me!
6. Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? Iggologles or the girl from the ring (she must be pretty rich by now!!)
7. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Because there secretly into S&M
8. When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? damn right it should, balloons scare me though!, their like clowns; evil in disguise!!
9. Can you hula hoop? not tried as i will probably look like i'm having a fit
10. Do birds pee? They can't do, cause otherwise my car would be covered in it!
11. Do you gamble? No, It's better to spend the money on clothes!
12. What would your reaction be if a stranger walked up to you and asked to take your picture? That happened the other day at work, i let him take one!!
13. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? because jane liked the clean look presumably??
14. How old does something have to be to become an antique? o god, maybe i'm an antique????
15. What does a person's age really mean to you? nothing, some people never grow up mentally!!

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My Interests

I love music, (especially rock and metal) art, (especially Surrealism and Pre-raphealites), and animals (especially mine of course!!) I love piercings and tattoos (I have seven piercings, and my ears pierced too of course, and four tattoos, but want loads more!!)

I'd like to meet:

SALVADOR DALI, a true inspirational,artistic lunitic! CHE GUEVARA, a revolutionary icon! GOD, I have a few questions for him I think (or her)! DEATH, could actually turn out to be a handy aquaintence! Noel fielding, (purely because he's gorgeous!!!) And people I will actually have something in common with and actually talk too, please don't add me just to boost your so called 'friends' list as it irritates me!!!!

Music:

Thrash and Battle Metal rule!!!! anything powerfull enough to influence me. Dragonforce, Bullet for my valentine, Ensiferum, Turisas, Nirvana, Funeral for a friend, Amon Armath, Zico Chain, Alkaline Trio, HIM, Nightwish, Satyricon, Korpiklaani, In Flames, Slayer, Marilyn Manson, Finntroll, Opeth, Satyricon, Aiden, Cradle of filth, Lacuna coil, Children of bodom, Ramstein, Lamb of god, System of a down, Trivium, well, there's shit loads really!!!!

Movies:

I love horrors!! and films that you never guess the end too! I love 'The Crow'!! (it has to be my favorite) The nightmare before christmas, Corpse bride, Secretary, Donnie darko, Vanilla sky, Sweeney todd, anything that's quite random

Television:

Not a big fan of t.v. I love the I.T crowd and the Mighty Boosh though!!

Books:

Anything on art, John Steinbeck, horror