Hmmm, what is there to say about me? Well.. I’m from good ol’ Norway, a small country in northern Europe (Scandinavia). I’m friendly (?), goal oriented, I’m very blunt, so watch out! I am fairly social, but I also like being alone and do fuck all.. I’m very good company so I don’t need anyone else hehe..
I am sarcastic, and I’m fulla shit, so please, do not take things I say too seriously!
I am currently studying English at the Norwegian university of technology and science. Before I started studying English, I studied Educational Science and Art.
There is only one thing I love more than killing myself slowly with cancer sticks (also knows as cigarettes) and that is MANCHESTER UNITED:) they are by far the best football team in the world. And I am not talking about shitty American football; I’m talking about real football!
You should also know that I am probably the most interesting person you'll ever encounter, ever. "Oh dear lord, this girl is so interesting that there is not enough time in the whole universe to hear all the interesting things she might say!" is one of the most common reactions I get from people. Of course I expect a call from various television networks, like Discovery and BBC any day now. They probably want to do a piece on me, but they just don't have the guts. Which is probably for the best because I really don't have the time, I'm just too busy for bullshit like that.
AND PEOPLE!!! If you want to add me as your ''FRIEND'' at least drop me a line or two? if you have no intention of trying 2 get to know me, why bother? It’s a waste of my time, as well as yours;) I am not on here because I want 15 billion so called "friends" on my list ok. Capisce?
OH AND ONE LAST THING.. I don’t give out my MSN address to people I don’t know, so there is no point in asking for it..
You Know You're Norwegian When....
You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:
a) drunk.
b) insane.
c) an American.
d) All of the above.
You enjoy the taste of lutefisk (jelly-like, bad-smelling fish) and cod prepared in any way, including fried cod tongues.
You can prepare fish in five different ways without cooking it.
You don't question the habit of always preparing a "matpakke" (sandwich in paper).
You have two cars, a cabin and a boat, if not more.
You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.
It feels natural to wear sport clothes and backpack everywhere, including the cinema, bowling alley, and to church.
You are think it's weird if a house isn't wooden.
You know at least five different words for describing different textures of snow.
You don't fall when walking on ice.
You laugh when you see people in other countries crash their cars because there is a lil snow on the roads
You earn more than you spend.
You associate Easter with cross-country skiing with friends and family in the familys mountain cabin.
You are shocked if it's not 2 months of snow every year, at least!
You can see mountains and the ocean, no matter where you are.
You expect all dinner parties and meetings to start precisely on time, if not before.
You fall 3 metres, and don't get hurt. If you do, you're not worried at all.
You haven't heard of "fast-food".
You can't understand why foreigners haven't heard about Bjoern Daehlie.
You're proud to be Norwegian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Norwegian friends!
