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ZOMG! BBQ!

My bologna has a first name... it's C-H-R-I-S!

About Me

Nobody bodda me! Nobody bodda me eitha! ;)What can I say? I'm an IT guy at a tech company (contain your enthusiasm). I have dreams of being a fireman or an astronaut but I don't think that is going to happen... YET!!!I'm a Virginia native. I currently live in Manassshole. I swallow souls and eat chipped beef.All non believers will be washed away in a sea of onions and mayonnaise... and smelt.

My Interests

Movies, music, food, movies, music, food, movies, music, food, movies, music, food, movies, music, food, all work and no play makes Chris a dull boy, movies, music, food. Fast cars are nice too.Go Skins!

I'd like to meet:

Creamy nougat.

Music:

Rock, Roll, Biscuits and Gravy. I like metal thats heavy and beats that are buttery.

Movies:

HORRRORRRORORORRRR!Comedies and Fukung movies ain't bad neither.

Television:

Heroes, BSG, DexterThese 3 shows are worse than crack, meth, and the colonel's secret spices combined!

Books:

The Dark Tower, Lovecraft, Ketchum, King, Brite, Rice, MCSE Study Books, Breathing Air for Dummies

Heroes:

General Zod, Prince, Rob Zombie, and Zeus.