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Eric's Horror Movie Drinkin' Game

Most of you my dear friends drink, and most of you my dear friends watch horror movies - so once upon a time I created a horror movie drinking game so I could combine my two loves, and now I will shar...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:48:00 GMT

Random Observations of an Eric Kind

aka: an excuse to say fuck a lot1) Why is it the older you get the harder it is to make friends? It's not simple like the high school days when you walked up to someone and said "let's be friends" nor...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:15:00 GMT

25 Things I learned in Georgia

1) Clay Aiken is gay and can be seen from space--however we found his flame burning in Atlanta and it guided us. 2) Get is spelled with an "I" 3) The Honey nut cherrios factory refuses to make regula...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:40:00 GMT

The power of a fortune cookie??

So lately I’ve been a bit down, creatively speaking anyway. Some stuff has been going on, of which I won’t go into, that’s had me question if I even want to write anymore. Unrelated,...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:21:00 GMT

Valentines -Smalentines- I don’t like Valentines.

Yeah. Yeah I know, so what if I've been married for 8 years. I truly hate how commercial the whole thing has become. I thought it was supposed to be about love--but it seems to be more about how big t...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:30:00 GMT

He-Man made me Gay!

Many things influence us as children, certain things I think even slip into our subconscious and plant themselves there to pop up later as we grown and expand in our own personal universe. So it's no ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:50:00 GMT

Od’ing on Food Network and other Ramblings

They told me that what I did to my knee was worse than breaking my leg. Seeing how I've never broken anything but the best time in a food eating contest how could I argue. Tendons, ligaments or someth...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 17:27:00 GMT

An open letter to my Hair.

Why have you forsaken me my favorite friendly folicals? Have I not always bathed you, shampoo'd you, rinsed you? repeated said process?? Why now in the early stages of my youth do you abandon me? More...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:53:00 GMT

stacker: thy name is man!

Stacker from Burger King - 2, 3, or 4 beef paties - bacon - cheese. There is none of the following: Lettuce, Tomoates, Onion, ketchup or mustard. THAT'S RIGHT--JUST MEAT, BACON AND CHEESE! Need I say ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:29:00 GMT

monopoly at McDonalds-- you bastards

You're like crack dealers McDonalds, yeah that's what you are. You get people hooked on this simple little Monopoly game and wham, their stuck. It's like the first hit, now I am fucking chasing the Mc...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 23:35:00 GMT