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wanker

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

About Me

without alochol -- i have no personality...

My Interests

always looking for a new spot to leave a furball. considering learning to brew my own ale so i can cut out the middle man.

I'd like to meet:

the son-of-a-bitch who snipped my bits and declawed me... **I'll show him how my back claws are still my fists of fury**

Music:

Cat Stevens, Stray Cats, Pet Shop Boys... I'm kidding. That's the expected answer. Anything techno -- if only I could dance.

Television:

Little Britain, Weeds, LOST, late-night off-air static (the secret hidden messages encoded are either goverment or alien, I'm still trying to work that out...)

Books:

Get Fuzzy Collections, Dr. Suess -- the early years, War and Peace, Of Mice and Men, Fight Club (better than the movie), the back of a box of Fruit Loops

Heroes:

Little Bunny Foo-Foo, PETA -- JUST KIDDING, what a bunch of over-the-top whack jobs looking for a photo op they are!!!

My Blog

your mom & words of wisdom

Words of wisdom for this time around provided by www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.      "Because So Much Is Riding On Your Mom."Oh for the love of everything that is not anothe...
Posted by wanker on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:20:00 PST