Lady Boff

i am an extreme bum and am happiest wen im doin as little as absolute possible. im currently at bournemouth uni, but not 4 long, hopein 2 go n do a degree im actually intested in next september. so till xmas im stayin in bourny, gettin very pissed n generally enjoyin the student lifestyle wivout the work, how much better can life b?! im currently nocturnal and i recently discovered that i have a really lazy eye that only happens wen im pissed. im not really sure how this space thing works, so 4give me 4 how crap it is appologies to people of the shire 4 not havin pics of u, im just not rich enuff 2 have a digital camera, but thats wot student loans r 4, thank god 4 u kind taxpayers eh?!