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BLOODHOUND GANG, MOWER, NOFX, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, PENNYWiSE, BLiNK 182, KOTTONMOUTH KiNGS, THE BEATLES, TOM PETTY, iNCUBUS, 311, NiRVANA, PiNK FLOYD, STRUNG OUT, KELLY CLARKSON, ANTiFLAG, THE TRANSPLANTS, RED HOT CHiLi PEPPERS, THRiCE, PAPA ROACH, MUSE, RAMONES, KiSS, LED ZEPLiN, SOCiAL DiSTORTiON, OFFSRPiNG, MONTLEY CRUE, ROLLiNG STONES, +44, MY CHEMiCAL ROMANCE, THE DiSTiLLERS, ROB ZOMBiE, WEEZER, MiCKEY AVALON, NiCKELBACK, CHEVELLE, TOOL, MODEST MOUSE, THE DOORS, MOTLEY CRUE, SERJ TANKIAN, LUDACRIS, FEFE DOBSON, SUM 41, EMiNEM, NiRVANA, HiM, CKY, SUBLiME, THE KiLLERS, COHEED & CAMBRiA, BRiTNEY SPEARS, ATREYU, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, DEAD KENNEDYS, MiSFiTS, MUSE, JOURNEY, GYM CLASS HEROES, THE USED, PRODiGY, JUSTiN TiMBERLAKE, ALY & AJ, RiSE AGAiNST, SEAN PAUL, BON JOVi, ALL AMERiCAN REJECTS, SUGAR RAY, PiNK, AMY WiNEHOUSE, RANCiD, REEL BiG FiSH, KATY PERRY, BAD RELiGiON, THE VENTURES, THE MiSFiTS, AS i LAY DYiNG, KiLLSWITCH ENGAGED, POiSON, TENACiOUS D, RiHANNA, DAUGHTRY, MORE TO COME
ZOOLANDER... MY FAVORiTE MOViE OF ALL TiME! ANCHORMAN, MEET THE PARENTS/ FOCKERS, THE CABLE GUY, MR. WOODCOCK, 40 YEAR OLD ViRGiN, TRANSFORMERS, SUPER TROOPERS, CORKY ROMANO, TEAM AMERiCA WORLD POLiCE, STAR WARS, TENACiOUS D & THE PiCK OF DESTiNY, SUPER TROOPERS, LiTTLE NiCKY, ENVY, HiTMAN, BEERFEST, KiNGPiN, SPACEBALLS, WALK HARD, HiTMAN, MARTiAN CHiLD, THE NOTEBOOK, SiGNS, SOUTH PARK, BiGGER, LONGER & UNCUT, PiRATES 1 2 & 3, THE GOONiES, FiGHT CLUB, ROMiE & MiCHELLE'S HiGH SCHOOL REUNiON, CLUELESS, MRS. DOUBTFiRE, WiTHOUT A PADDLE, ANGER MANAGEMENT, DiCKiE ROBERTS, MONSTER'S iNC., ACCEPTED, OLD SCHOOL, KiCKiNG & SCREAMiNG, THE SANDLOT, ANGER MANAGEMENT, MR. DEEDS, DiCKiE ROBERTS, NAPOLEON DYNAMiTE, HALF BAKED, MONKEYBONE, GRANDMA'S BOY, GREMLiNS, 50 FiRST DATES, HAPPY GiLMORE, BiLLY MADiSON, EUROTRiP, THE SiMPSONS MOViE, ALViN & THE CHiPMUNKS, DiRTY LOVE, ANGER MANAGEMENT, CHARLiE'S ANGELS, SUPERBAD, SiMPSONS MOViE, STEWiE GRiFFiN THE UNTOLD STORY, WALK HARD, STEP BROTHERS, PiNEAPPLE EXPRESS, TROPiC THUNDER, ENCiNO MAN, MORE TO COME
TO ME, ALMOST NOTHiNG iS BETTER THAN LAUGHiNG... i'M REALLY BiG ON COMEDY OF ANY KiND... STAND UP, iMPROV, YOU NAME iT! i'LL WATCH ANYTHiNG ON COMEDY CENTRAL (EXCEPT CARLOS MENCIA HE'S A DOUCHE), FAMiLY GUY, SiMPSONS, SOUTH PARK,THE OFFiCE, GiRLS NEXT DOOR, FUTURAMA, LA iNK, MYTH BUSTERS, WHO'S LiNE iS iT ANYWAY
AN EX BOYFRiEND GAVE ME A BOOK CALLED THE PROPHET. iT CHANGED MY LiFE BUT OTHER THAN THAT i'M JUST A SLAVE TO TABLOiDS
R.i.P. SERGENT DENNiS LEE SELLEN JR.
AFTER EVERYTHiNG WE WENT THROUGH, i'M HAPPY WE STAYED CLOSE OVER THE YEARS. SMOKE A PHAT BOWL FOR ME iN HEAVEN!
R.i.P. CANDiCE LOPATY
OUR FRiENDSHiP iS SOMETHiNG i WiLL ALWAYS CHERiSH. YOU ARE MY GUARDiAN ANGEL & i STiLL MiSS YOU EVERYDAY. i LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
GO KiNGS GO!