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J² [ D'OH! ]

There are three reasons to wake up in the morning: drinks, a good script and Depeche Mode -Gary Oldm

About Me

I think I'm easy going...Sometimes I don't say the right thing at the right time...But after all the hell and grief I've been through...I think I've finally learned how to listen...


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My Interests

Writing music, playing music, listening to music, going to concerts, meeting new people....various other activities, legal and otherwise......

I'd like to meet:


Just a few crazy questions!!! by ruthy
What is your name?: J...
Do you go to church?: I'm allergic to holy water and will burst into flames upon entry into a church..
Burger King or Wendy's?: Hmmm...Pizza Hut....Wait a minute, what was the question?
Piano or bass?: PIANO!!! (25 years and counting..)
cooking or cleaning?: I can do both...I'm single 8/
Do you believe in God?: Yeah....but sometimes I feel like his red-headed stepchild..
When is your birthday?: July 5th!..It's usually a 48 hr. party starting with the 4th....
Pepsi or Coke?: I haven't done that in a LONG time...oh, you meant the drink?!?
Nike or Reebok?: New Balance...They last longer...
Steelers or Lakers?: Pssshhh...... I HATE BOTH!!!!
Yankees or Boston Red Sox?: The Red Sox can go blow a duck...Yanks rule!
BAsketball or baseball?: Baseball...all the way.
Do you like school?: Actually...yes. I do.
Do you like singing?: Depends on the song...and how drunk I am..
Do you play an instrument?: The Piano, Guitar, Drums, and Baritone....
Prince of Bel-Air or Friends?: Friends...by a slim margin..
Gospel or Rock?: Shit....ROCK & ROLL!!!!
Who is your favorite band?: Depeche Mode! No Question!
Do you play a sport?: Used to play baseball and football...a LOOOOONG time ago.
Are you smart?: Every so often a spark get's across a synapse...But some people might debate that..
What is your nationality?: Viva Mexico!
What is your favorite color?: It all depends...black or blue is usually a safe bet...
What is your favorite holiday?: Actually...Christmas is my favorite. I love giving gifts...
Would you rather have a sister or a brother?: I have a sister....if she had been a boy, God only knows how much trouble we'd have gotten into...
Are you done?: Sure, why not?
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Movies:

Goodfellas (a must), Casino (2 words..Joe Pesci. Any short man that can be that big of a badass is my hero.), Scarface (duh?), Heat, Dawn Of The Dead (remake '04), Horror Movies in general (as long as they're long on the suspense factor. No cheezy horror flix...BUT..The Saw series?...Hell yeah! I like nothing better in a movie that shows the whole concept of "Law & Order" is complete Bullshit....

Television:

Nip/Tuck, The Shield, A&E, Law & Order:SVU, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, and American Dad (it's so fucked up it's funny)

Books:

Random short stories by Ray Bradbury. Anything that will inspire me to write, no matter how fucked up it is....

Heroes:

My Mom and my Dad. Having me for a son, and still being able to love me after all I've put them through should be grounds for Sainthood... Oh yeah and these guys too...

My Blog

My new Background...

NOW THAT.....is a beautiful picture of a West Texas sunset taken from a plane.... I miss home so bad...I didn't realize it until I saw all my old friends last week...Speds, Liz, Prissy, Omar, Tha Nato...
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:56:00 PST

1 more day!!!!!!

I'm soooooo anxious.....I can't wait to see everyone....!!!! Maybe I'll go out...drink a "little"....and if I'm lucky.....maybe I'll...(get laid)HA!    ...
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

Work blows harder than an over the hill porn star trying to get a paycheck...

I wish common sense was a free gift with the purchase of $2.00 or more...God how I hate retail...
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:26:00 PST

The older I get....

It's said that time heals all wounds...but it's never mentioned how we are almost always left with scars...and anyone who has had a deep enough cut knows that scars can still hurt every so often....
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:37:00 PST

Thoughts, Feelings, and Sharing?

       I've always been curious as to why people write some of their deepest, heartfelt thoughts in a blog for the entire world to see, if they so wish. I would guess tha...
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:41:00 PST

Friendship...

I realize how late it is but I just couldn't get this one thought that Angie gave me out of my head. It's funny how many people we touch, and touch us, when they come in and out of our lives, and they...
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:59:00 PST

The funny thing about a sunrise....

You know, it really is a nice thing to see when you wake up early, and ready for the day, and you're not hungover or still drunk from the night before....because then it just becomes this ugly li...
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

So Nice....

It's so nice outside...albeit with a small cool breeze..I LOVE IT! You'd never know that it rained cats and dogs and a tornado nearly ripped through here last night....freaking TN...   ...
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:44:00 PST

Things To Do In 30 days...

1.) Read 26 paperback James Patterson/ Iris Johanson novels 2.) Count your fingers and toes 2,590,456 times. 3.) Learn (and half ass at that..) 12 bad words in a foriegn language. 4.) Realize that pap...
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:51:00 PST

Here goes nothing...

And I mean that literally....9 A.M. Don't ever let anyone tell you about the nobility of "Falling On Your Sword..." It isn't worth it. Especially when the reason you did it in the first place doesn't ...
Posted by J² [ D'OH! ] on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:04:00 PST