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Chris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Soft, strong and very long.... But enough about the toilet paper....
I'm me, which is a cop-out but it's true. I am a dichotomy, a paradox,
an enigma wrapped in a riddle and coated with chocolate fudge,
mmmmmm, chocolate fudge....
Went on a tv gameshow on 5th May called Dirty Rotten Cheater (lol) and
won! Gonna be on at the end of summer apparently, will post details on
here when I know when it's gonna be screened!
It's on Thursday Nov 1st 2.35 on BBC1!!!!
Got a new artist to rave about! DJ Motion. Just go and listen to
all 4 tracks on the player, if ur a hip-hop junkie skip to track four
but seriously, this is GOOD music and this guy should be famous!
Ps Don't Get The Gun is playing on my player now, click on the player
to visit his page.
Get Your Own MySpace Music Player
My previous rave was Eternal Zia, heard "Ritual" and was hooked
straight away, check them out, they're in my friend list. Or click here

My Interests

In no particular order...
Comedy
Stand-up
Poker
Music
Partying!
Festivals
My cats (all five of the furry little fu.k.rs!)
Partying!
Sex (well duh!)
Did I mention PARTYING....?

I'd like to meet:

See everybody in my comediens and music lists

Quotes:

"Divorce, from the Latin "Divorceum", meaning to rip the testicles out
through the wallet...." - Robin Williams

"Sheep!" - Man U goalkeeper Tim Howard during a post match interview
(he suffers from Tourettes). Without a doubt the best thing anyone has
ever said in a post-match interview!

"Isn't it a universal truth that men regret their lives, and die wishing
they could live again?" ~~ from Everville by Clive Barker

"If Harry Potter's so magical, why can't he cure his eyesight
and get laid?" - Frankie Boyle on Mock The Week

"After 10 years of watching the Discovery Channel you know what I've discovered?
I need a girlfriend!" Dave Attel

"Life is the farce which everyone has to perform." Arthur Rimbaud (1854-1891) French writer

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Charles M Shulz

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up." Charles M Shulz

"Love is the wonderful interlude between meeting a beautiful woman and discovering she looks like a haddock" John Barrymore

Comedy:

Favourite Comedien:
Dylan Moran

Other favourites:
Eddy Izzard
Bill Bailey
Dara O Briain
Mike Wilmott
Rich Hall
Brendon Burns
Jason John Whitehead
Pete & Dud
Monty Python
Phil Jupitus
Tom Stade
Billy Connely
Rhod Gilbert
Steve Hughes
Dennis Leary
Cheech and Chong
Kenny Everett
Lewis Black
Dave Attell
Steve Coogan
Laurel and Hardy
Me - I'm actually qute funny!

I used to make my own dance tracks, thought I'd put them on a player for
amusement purposes :-) If anybody actually WANT'S copies of any of them,
just message me..
Update - No media players currently work on this page (apart from the default
player that's playing now). I've tried stripping out ALL the HTML and reverting
back to a normal page, and they still don't work! I've mailed MySpace about
the problem several times but had no reply and nothing's been done. Apologies
to the bands who's players I've tried to include.
COME ON MYSPACE, LOOK AFTER YOUR PEOPLE!!!!

Music:

Now, here's a question....

I like music.
Yes that's a full stop at the end there. Genre's are fairly irrelevent as to my taste, they serve more as a lifestyle choice.
I like Goth-rock, but I'm not a goth, I like New Romantic, but I'm not an NR, I love heavy metal, but I grew out of the lifestyle a few years ago now.
Very much into Trance and Hard House these days, prolly because of the amount of house party's I've been going to again recently.
On the subject of trance.. Can't believe that b'stard Brian Connely asked me to define trance on national tv!! I mean really, just imagine you're on a tv gameshow and he turns to you out of the blue and says "So you like trance music, define Trance..", "Umm trance... right... that's... ummm.." Git!

Favourite artists:
Queen
Sisters Of Mercy
AC/DC
Iron Maiden
Guns'n'Roses
Def Leppard
Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Tin Rib
FGTH
Britny Fox
Scooter
Deep Purple
SOAD
Peaches
The KLF
Motley Crue
Led Zeppelin
Sade
Bomfunk MC's
Roxy Music
Cinderella
Duran Duran
Spandau Ballet
Prodigy
Solarstone
The Doors
Beastie Boys
Grandmaster Flash
Run DMC
Aerosmith
Faithless
Pink Floyd
Jet
Bronski Beat
The Communards
Aha
Thin Lizzy
Green Day
Metallica
Nirvana
Quireboys
Actually this list could be pretty endless, Queen top my list if you press me on it.

Favourite singles:
1. Knights in White Satin (Moody Blues)
*My life in a song*

2. Bohemien Rhapsody (Queen)

3. Goodby Yellow Brick Road (Elton John)

4. More (Sisters of Mercy)

5. My Immortal (Evanescence)

6. The End (The Doors)

7.Worlds on Fire - Sarah Mclachlan (Solarstone remix)
*the original is ok, but the Solarstone Remix transforms it totally into the most blissed out track ever - hard to get hold of though, it's only available on the German import version of the CD single. You can hear Solarstone on the Deep Blue Radio Show *

8.Insomnia - Faithless (Darkboy's 2002 Trance Remix) *again, the original is excellent by the remix adds extra depth*

Movies:

Highlander
Sin City
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
Lost Boys
Army of Darkness
Dead Man's Shoes
The Matrix Trilogy
Trainspotting
2001 A Space Odyssey
Severence
Farce of the Penguins
Airheads
Borat
School For Scoundrels
Bill and Ted

Television:

LOST!!!
I knew nothing about this program, but had 3 series downloaded for friends and everyone seemed to rave about it so decided to see if I could get into it and I'm hooked! Watched the first 24 episodes in 2 days! lol Nearly finished season 3 now. Good stuff!
Battlestar Galactica
The X-Files
The Dresden Files
Doctor Who(old AND new)
Sex in the city
Two and a half Men
Skins
Futurama
South Park
Heroes
Comedy Store
World Stands Up
Star Trek (all versions)
Live at Jongleurs
Spaced
Torchwood
Stargate
Stargate Atlantis
Open All Hours
Kenny Everett Radio Show
Lexx

Books:

Favourite book:
The Belgariad/Mallorean - David Eddings

Anything by the following writers:
David Eddings
Stephen King
James Herbert
Dean R Koontz
Isaac Asimov
Larry Niven
Frank Herbert
A bundle of others I can't remember right now, I'll update this list as my memory allows.. ;-)

Heroes:

Anyone who ever made it out of Bridgwater and stayed out!

My Blog

Beast died today

For all those who have been following, Beast died today around 6pm in my arms after a long illness. The vet said he didn't suffer and I don't think he did, but I am inconsolable. This world has taken ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:30:00 PST

My response to Michael Bird

Michael Bird wrote:Your entitled to your thoughts mate!!, but the fact is when you get a song off p2p network, and u like it, do you go and buy it!!!! My reply:As a matter of fact, if I like the music...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:28:00 PST

P2P has SAVED music not destroyed it!

In response to a post about P2P killing dance music I'm afraid thats a total load of crap! The advent of file sharing and mp3's has meant artists have actually for the first time in the music industry...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:12:00 PST

Vista is officially sh.........

Ok so Windows Vista is officially BOLLOX!!Forget what you read about it's shiny new interface, which is nice, but in no-way makes up for how completely unfucking-useable it is! You click on START go t...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:49:00 PST

The Beast is back...

Well a lots happened in the last week or so, unfortunately none of which I can put in a public blog lolSo I thought I'd give you all an update on Beast...He's a lot more like his old self again now. S...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:06:00 PST

They call it aceeed....

So I get blagged into going out Saturday night with some friends, wasn't going to go but you know how it is and the night goes ok, until I get home and I'm hit with an overwhelming depression out of n...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:52:00 PST

Whats new pussycat.....?

Well having spent most of yesterday evening throwing up everywhere around the house Beast finally seems to be a bit more chipper today, which is more than I can say for the carpets! I finally knuckled...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:40:00 PST

Cats cats and more cats...

Took one of my cats "Beast" to the vets today cause he's lost a lot of weight recently. The £20 consultation fee turned into £90 by the time I left and when I got home I looked at the bill and they'd ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:57:00 PST

Grrrr

Well....Looks like I'm going to have to move, which is a bitch!The reasons are endless, but it's not the moving that get's my goat. It's that I'm going to have to take the cats to the RSPCA, and I'm n...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:33:00 PST

Blog the first....

Well I've finally bothered to spend some time pimpin' my page so I thought I'd celebrate by adding a blog entry.Don't know if there will be anymore, not really a fan of putting things in writing that ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:42:00 PST