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DUST HEAD!

I am here for Friends

About Me


hi my name is dustin, i'm a smartass.
i really like asian looking things.
smiling's my favorite.
and so are piggies.
i think nature is really neat so let's go for a hike.
i prefer indiference to concern.
i watch star trek and cops.
happy meals are the shit.
i am magnificently boring.
oh, and i have absolutely no sense of humor.
nigga what.
chuck norris does not have aids
but he gives it to people anyway.

chuck norris does not consider it sex if the woman lives.
what's the difference between
michael jackson and a grocery bag?

one is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.
the other is used to carry groceries.
omg. fucking 9/11.
josh: you know what would be funny?
me: what?
josh: if a plane crashed into mark's house only landing in his room.
me: haha. YAY 9/11!!!
josh: what kind of pizzas did the twin towers order?
me: IDK, WHAT?!!!
josh: two planes.
me: haha. SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!
josh: what's better than the pope dying?
me: omgz. idk, what?
josh: the pope dying on 9/11. what's better than the pope dying on 9/11?
me: THE POPE BEING THE ONE WHO HIJACKED THE PLANE!!!!!
josh: i was going to say nothing. but, you win.
josh: that's it. i'm sending you a bomb in the mail.
your mail box will be 9/11ed.
josh: you are going to get 9/11ed if you don't watch your back.
me: yeah well mark is gonna 9/11 your ass.
josh: i'm going to send a bomb to one of your class rooms one day and then we will see whats what.
me: 9/11 passed. sorry.
josh: my glasses are lying in pieces somewhere in the city.
me: yeah, just like the wtc.
josh: what's your favorite holiday?
me: 9/11
me:by the time this video loads, someone else is going to be flying a plane into the sears tower and i'm gonna miss it.
me: mark is going to come in and play his guitar and sing in front of the class. tell me that's not hilarious.
josh: that's the funniest thing i've heard since 9/11!
chris: knock knock.
me: whos's there?
chris: 9/11.
me: 9/11 who?
chris: YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
i bet the people in iraq love my profile.
watch tomorrow i get a phone call from osama bin ladden
and he's like, "omg you fucking rule".
mappy eats emo kids for breakfast.

My Interests



Music:

120% says you're going to explode, a beautiful lotus, agoraphobic nosebleed, as the sun sets, botch, bubblegum octopus, bury your dead, cannibal corpse, cephalic carnage, coalesce, converge, DAUGHTERS, decaptiated, deicide, dethklok, EVERY TIME I DIE, from a second story window, genghis tron, gorgasm, GUTTED WITH BROKEN GLASS, HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW, holy molar, JOB FOR A COWBOY, THE LOCUST, malevollent creation, MELT-BANA, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, morbid angel, mortician, THE NUMBER 12 LOOKS LIKE YOU, pig destroyer, PRIMUS, psyopus, refused, the sawtooth grin, scarlet, skinless, SUFFOCATION, system of a down, the tony danza tapdance extravaganza, WAKING THE CADAVER, walls of jericho

Movies:

pirates of the caribbean, taladega nights, anchorman, clueless, gremlins, beetlejuice, freddy got fingered, 40 year old virgin, mean girls, spaceballs, fear & loathing in las vegas, secret window, bio dome, the shining, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, borat, ace ventura, good burger, little miss sunshine, hard candy, gremlins, hocus pocus, home alone, malibu's most wanted, old school, suburbia, girl interrupted, sin city, gummo, ocean's 11 12 & 13, knocked up, slc punk

My Blog

AIDS.

now, because you actually took the time to open this, you have aids.along with the first 36 stds in the dictionary.good job asshole.
Posted by DUST HEAD! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:34:00 PST