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Kaka

my life is perfect

About Me

I think that air escaping out of one's butt is hilarious! I snort when I laugh and that is usually followed by an injury to the head as I fall down laughing. I'm a bad speller, but I don't think we as a society should limit ourselves to one way of thinking. I'm currently trying to eliminate the phrase "I know, right?" from my vocabulary. My roomate is fanashetic and so is the house and all the creatures who live here. Except the squirels. They had to go. I am also taller than you.

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My Interests

I like cheese.

Music:

Tori Amos, Ben Folds, Poe, Garbage. I'm not very hip to today's tunes. Do people still use the word hip? Who am I kidding. I listen to NPR for crying out loud.

Movies:

Clue, Finding Nemo, A Bug's Life, Monsters Inc., Wet Hot American Summer, anything Mel Brooks does but not Life Stinks, Mirrormask, and the short movie that plays when you ride Soarin' at Epcot featuring my second husband, Patrick Wharburton.

Television:

CSI: Vegas, Home Movies, Family Guy, Foster's Home For Imaginary Creatures, Forensic Files, Infomercials, Six Feet Under, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Adult swim, any documentary, Intervention

Books:

Audio Books on the iPod. I'm told this is not really reading. I'm basicly on a fifth grade reading level with books like Lemmony Snickett, Harry Potter, and The Da Vinci Code. I also like anything tied to David Sedaris.

Heroes:

no. i don't watch heroes. i hear it's very good though.

My Blog

A few words about meeting the cast of Reno 911

It was amazing. I could go on and on, but i'll sum it up with this:It is a rare and amazing gift to meet people that you admire and look up to. More and more, when people have this chance, they are of...
Posted by Kaka on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

How I spent my extra hour of daylight or Meet the Duodenum

So here's the story: It started with a pain in my side early Saturday morning, kind of like a stitch. I ignored it. But it got worse with every hour. I thought it would feel better after lunch, but i...
Posted by Kaka on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

this day by the lake went to fast

44 TRUTHS Today Did You-- 1. Talk to a boy/girl you like today? no.2. Realize anything new? i can eat two baskets of wings.3. Talk to an ex? no4. Miss someone? yes Last person who-- 5. Slept in y...
Posted by Kaka on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST

not really feeling this one.

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?someone with a damn good reason why they woke me up and got me out of bed at 22. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise...
Posted by Kaka on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

Like sands thru the hour glass, so are the surveys of our lives

What is your middle name?e-s-c-a-m-i-l-l-a. It means hospital bed. Jealous?2. What size is your bed?Queen. 3. What are you listening to right now?Mall mus-zack when I started this survey. Now, Arreste...
Posted by Kaka on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

i thought i'd put this here

I need to keep refering to this survey since this is obviously how my life is going to pan out. Plus, it makes me laugh.______________________________________________________ Put your music player on ...
Posted by Kaka on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:01:00 PST

Hopes for 06

So i'm not doing the resolution thing this year. I did, however come up with some goals for 2006 that i hope to achieve. Nevermind it took 3 days for me to think of some: i hope i can finish...
Posted by Kaka on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:13:00 PST

Getting old

One of my homework assignments was the following: Post your thoughts about technology and your high school experiences Now, unless I have suffered from a huge memory loss, which I guess is possible...
Posted by Kaka on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:30:00 PST

Can't get enough of the 25 questions

o1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? >Freckles o2. How much cash do you have on you?>I'm saving the Oregon State quarter for my collection. o3. What's...
Posted by Kaka on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 07:25:00 PST