I love oatmeal raisin cookies. My dog can't bark, is afraid of tile floors, and sheds a lot. I have seen every episode of Saved by the Bell numerous times, including The College Years, the Miss Bliss years, Wedding in Vegas, Hawaiian Vacation, and the Malibu Sands Vacation Club Summer, but not The New Class. I am allergic to Penicillin. I drink lots of hot tea. I like avacadoes and watermelon. I hate hearing "irregardless," "broughten" or "a whole nother". I like velcro. I value a strong handshake. I also value a good milkshake. I like root beer and cherry coke (zero). I like listening to my cds from the early 90's. I'm into photography and crime scene photos. I watch forensics, Discovery Health, and Comedy Central. I have celebrity boyfriends, namely: Eddie Izzard, Jon Stewart, David Cross, and Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords. I rub my eyes a lot. I do lots of arts and crafts. I appreciate free refills on hot chocolate. I miss my friends. I can't sleep at night. I play an imaginary tambourine on my hip to bad music. Does anyone ever read these things? I love science. I hate clubs. I work in tv production. I used to put mangoes in everything I cook, but now I just get take-out. I go the gym once a month. I love chocolate milk and grilled cheese. Together. I eat Spaghettios. I hate reality shows. I'm mad that I went to Europe when I was too young to appreciate it. I procrastinate. I'm very forgetful. I have tattoos. Wings was the best show ever. I love my dog.
I'd like to meet:
People who hate MySpace.
These smiling faces:
Music:
PoE, Lamb, Regina Spektor, Weird Al, Sia, Joanna Newsom, Rufus Wainwright, Jill Sobule, Imogen Heap, Ingrid Michaelson, Holly Brook, Stereolab, Katherine Whalen, Jem, Bird and the Bee, Frou Frou, Jenny Lewis, Bjork, Rilo Kiley, Bangles, Sarah Bareilles, She & Him, Weezie, Mike Doughty, Nelly Furtado, Starlight Mints, Jewel, Fiona Apple, Tracy Bonham, Madonna, Mother Mother, Morcheeba, Natalie Imbruglia, Presidents of the United States of America, Alanis Morissette, Basia, Michael Buble, Butterfly Boucher, William Shatner, Zero 7, Incubus, Beck, Nine Inch Nails, Pink, Prodigy, Refreshments, Beastie Boys, Dixie Chicks, Gnarls Barkley, They Might Be Giants, Radiohead, Cardigans, Dave Matthews Band, Maroon 5, Billie Holliday, Astrud Gilberto, Rilo Kiley, Sheryl Crow, Sneaker Pimps, Venus Hum, Tool, Tegan and Sarah, Harry Connick Jr., Dirty Vegas, Fischerspooner, Squirrel Nut Zippers, John Mayer, Soul Coughing, A Perfect Circle, Cake, Tori Amos, Ben Folds (Five), No Doubt, Snoop Dogg, Alice in Chains, Alkaline Trio, Garbage, Hole, Fugees, Vanilla Ice, Outkast, Jamiroquai, N*Sync, Alicia Keys, Justin Timberlake, cover songs, etc.
Movies:
Christopher Guest, Pixar, Wes Anderson, Miranda July, Michael Moore, Coen brothers, Tim Burton, Spike Jonze, David Wain & Michael Showalter, Aardman Studios, Todd Solondz, Zucker and Zucker, Michel Gondry, Monty Python... Rize, Series 7, Memento, Pi, Naked Gun, Sword in the Stone, Requiem for a Dream, Amelie, Caddyshack, Eternal Sunshine, You Got Served, The Five Obstructions, Harold and Maude, Zathura, Seven, UHF, Jumanji, Stay Tuned, Noises Off, Pleasantville, Little Miss Sunshine, Vacation, Wet Hot American Summer, Love Me If You Dare, KITH: Brain Candy, Anchorman, The Aristocrats, The Big Tease, Spinal Tap, The Cell, Election, Napoleon Dynamite, Jurassic Park, Brain Donors, Election, Naked States, Mallrats, Clerks, Drumline, Clue, Spaceballs, House of Yes, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Basketball Diaries, Josie and the Pussycats, Science of Sleep, Orgazmo, The Baxter, The Ten, Word Wars, Baseketball, Labyrinth; I own over 1,000 movies. I go to Sundance every year. I adore independent films, foreign films, and independent foreign films. I also heart documentaries more than almost anything recently. I am in love with actors no one cares about like Steven Weber, Stephen Tobolowski, and Steve Zahn. I also heart Patrick Warburton. There isn't a spot on this page for favourite comedians. I'll make one now. Here they are in no particular order except for the order that I typed them in: Eddie Izzard, Jon Stewart, Ellen Degeneres, Flight of the Conchords, Demitri Martin, Jim Gaffigan, Penn & Teller, Weird Al Yankovic, Ted Alexandro, Steven Wright, Greg Fitzsimmons, Pablo Francisco, Todd Barry, Gallagher, Dane Cook (but all the old stuff before he became a frat boy), Slovin and Allen, Brian Regan, Mario Cantone, Louis CK, David Cross, Brian Posehn, Patton Oswalt, Zack Galifianakis, Eddie Murphy, Christian Finnegan, David Alan Grier, Greg Behrendt, many more. I like to laugh.
Television:
Project Runway, Dexter, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Good Eats, Bullshit!, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Flight of the Conchords, Honey We're Killing the Kids, Dr. G: Medical Examiner, Most Outrageous Moments (with Scott Satin), Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Lost, America's Most Smartest Model, Wonderfalls, Inside Brookhaven Obesity Clinic, Top Design, Design Star, Thank God You're Here, Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull-Riding Challenge, Sarah Silverman Program, Intervention, Extras, Top Chef, How It's Made, MSNBC Investigates, To Catch a Predator, Taxicab Confessions, Discovery Health Network, Heroes, Iron Chef, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Weird Al Show, America's Next Top Model, The New Detectives, FBI Files, Forensic Files, Autopsy, America Undercover, Mystery Diagnosis, Medical Incredible, Plastic Surgery: Before and After, Strangers With Candy, Family Guy, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, The Wonder Years, Full House, Wings, Sex and the City, I love the 80s, Saved by the Bell, Kids in the Hall, Clarissa Explains it All, Adventures of Pete and Pete, Salute Your Shorts, Infomercials, Home Movies, The State, The Vacant Lot, Reno 911!, The Cosby Show, Comedy Central Presents, 30 Days, Film Fakers, Real Sex, Mythbusters, Monster House, The L Word, Dead Like Me, Stella, My Name is Earl, The Riches, The Office, Scrubs, Best Week Ever.
Books:
anything by David LaChapelle. Mark Seliger, House of Leaves, Calvin and Hobbes, Spy vs. Spy, Scrabble Dictionary, Shots in the Dark: True Crime Pictures, Phoenetic Dictionary, Illusion of Orderly Progress (bug photography), Stiff, Spook, Gregory Crewdson photography, Slanky, Eats Shoots and Leaves, Miranda July, John Hodgman, Amy and David Sedaris; Mags: ReadyMade, Real Simple, Zink, Games.
Heroes:
Jim Henson, Weird Al Yankovic, John Cleese, Shannon Batton, Aaron's girlfriend Mary, my brother. Also, Miranda July might be a genius.
