Hugo

When I was 1 years old, I left my homeland of Germany and travelled to America. I ended up in Texas. Don't know how. I met and this beautiful black and tan named Heidi and we had six puppies... all girls. Unfortunately, we could not afford to keep them all and we had to give four of them to other homes. They're happy there. One of them, Haley, lives right next door to us. We visit with her from time to time. We were able to keep one puppy that looks like me, Sharapova, and the other one that looks like Heidi. Her name is Alexandra, but we call her Sasha. We are taken good care of by our fabulous mommy and best friend, Jona.
In my free time I enjoying baking strudel with my wife and daughters and eating schnitzel. Some people call me "The Torpedo" because I run extremely fast and look like a torpedo. I have a really good friend who lives next door to me named Misha--she's a Rottweiler. I am currently teaching my daughters German while Jona teaches us all Russian. We're very cultured. I was very shocked when I moved here and people were calling me a dachshund. In Germany, where I'm from, they call my kind Teckels or Dackels.
My great-great-grandfather, Waldi, was the mascot for the 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich. Some very unfortunate things happened there, which I will not get into.
I'm told that I'm small, but I don't believe it. I'm HUGE! My voice is very deep and I intimidate people with it.
This is an artist rendition of me, Heidi, Sharapova, and Sasha working as a team.
What is your name? Hugo Sebastien
What is your owner's name? Jona
Do you have any nicknames? Hugh, The Torpedo
Which breed are you? Dachshund
What is your birthday? June 21, 2001
Do you live with other animals? I live with my wife, Heidi and two daughters
How much do you weigh? 17 lbs
Are you neutered? After I fathered 6 daughters, I felt the need to do away with you know what.
What is your favorite treat? Toast and Ham
What are you most afraid of? Thunder
Do you like baths? Eh, they're tolerable
How much did you cost? I was a gift from Jona's ex boyfriend who brought me over from Germany.
Where do you sleep? In my room
What is your favorite toy? My tennis ball
Do you like to watch TV? I do
Do you do any tricks? They're not for me
Are you a social dog? Try to be
Are you friendly? Sure
Do you like car rides? OMG Yes!!!
Do you get into stuff? At times
Do you chase laser pointers? Who doesn't?
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Standard or Mini: Both
Long hair, wire or smooth: Smooth
Color: Red
Name: Hugo Sebastien
Weight: 17 lbs
Show Dog or Pet: Pet
Favorite Toy: Tennis ball named Slazenger
Favorite Treat: Toast and Ham
I Love too: Run in the backyard and crawl into holes
Things that piss me off: That stupid cat next door who sits on the fence and I can't reach her.
Tickle Spot: My underarm
Things that make my tail wag: Seeing Jona, Seeing Jona with food in her hand
Favorite Dog Food: Iams
Favorite Music: Muse and Sigur Ros
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