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Before we do the bio, The staff here at the Myspace of Huge Eug have something that we would like to say to the people who are for some reason offended that we sent you a request. Why do you gothic non-conformists take offense to this? We do not ask for money, publicity, fame, tv deals, NOTHING, we are just a sight dedicated to a board teenager with a camera. If you hate us that much please delete us and go back to cutting your wrists.Huge Eug was Born into a small Florida town called Holiday. His fight for survival began in the womb when the ambiblical cord got caught around his throat. As it got rapped around his neck, by help of the doctor he quickly maneuvered death and was born at 7 pounds 3 ounces. Throughout his childhood Huge Eug battled adversity, mockery, and Jews. Somehow, someway he overcame all of these struggles and became the man who he is today.Now a days Huge Eug participates in sports, working, pirating files from the internet, and ofcourse...making videos for all of his fans. The Huge One actually mentioned in an interview that, "My Fans are like my children, all they want from me is my breast milk in the form of video entertainment...and in Gods name...Im going to feed my children."Over the Past few Years, The Huge One has made many videos, and some which have exceeded his expectations and reached a point of famous which he never knew. He went from being a small town Florida boy, to an galactic comedy star in months. The children parade his name in the streets in 3rd World countries, hoping that one day, Father Eug will pay them a visit.The triumphant tale of HuGe EuG will live on for generations to come, and with each passing day, another video is being formulated in his mind. He has roughly 4 videos that the public agree are superior to most of his others, but there are more hits to come. Stay locked Earth, because He has only begun his rein on this planet.~Robert R. Slivertein Cheif editor of 'Huge Eug Today Magazine'