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About Me

My name is Justin Hall or Metro. I am actually a happy guy who enjoys life, although my demeanor may not always show it. Meh, whaddya do? I enjoy PS2 and X-box 360 (look for me on Live: BullOnParade85), definitely movies, reading, biking, drinking/ hanging with the guys, trying to improve myself (mentally, physically, spiritually, socially, whatever), blogging & writing, attempting to get into comedy (browsing and brainstorming for material) etc. etc. I am currently in the process of writing a comedic screenplay about the trials and tribulations of being a retail worker (I'm always looking for different aspects, too!). I find much pleasure in politics and activism, which I used to further the vast & evil liberal agenda. And, if you think that left-leaners are idiots... I boast a 128 IQ.
Likes:
~My ass (best man- ass out there)
~Naps
~Hosting "Kool-aid parties"
~ANY food after drinking!
~Insulting other people's significant others
~Obese Cats
~Dogs with cones on their heads
~Breaking the thin ice that builds up in the gutters
~The feeling you get after you make someone laugh
~A girl's butt in sweatpants
~Modesty
~Opening CDs/ DVDs
~Hamburgers
~Playing the pop- up games like Shoot the Turkey or whatever
~Reading the Best Buy ad on Sunday morn
~Peeling off stickers, labels and other adhesive papery material
~Being an asshole in my car (everyone else is doing it!)
~Getting messages/comments on Facebook/MySpace
~Karaoke night with "Uncle Keith Marin" at "wooooooo...Jackson St!"
~Realists
~My family and friends
~Super Strike Bowling!!!
~My ability to do impressions (from Arnold to Seinfeld to Cheech to Borat to Forrest)
~The future
~Movies
~A beer on the beach (I'm a regular Jimmy Buffett, sans the hawaiian shirt and tonedeafness)
~Making "whoopie"
~The sound of fingers sliding down guitar strings
~Stuff
Dislikes:
~The lack of a social movement to bring back "rat's tails"
~Modern conservatism
~When teachers try to pass off word- finds as learning.
~Lack of communication
~People who use Dane Cook's SuperFinger in pictures
~People who don't grow up, make stupid decisions and blame it on "being young."
~Cancer
~When people make "liberal" a dirty word
~Trying to type when drunk
~Overconfidence
~When people spell "oops" as "opps"
~Anoka county drivers
~Chicks with HORRIBLE taste in men
~Air- brushed T- shirts (is there anything more ghetto- fab?!?)
~Valentine's Day
~When people stink up my bathroom without saying "sorry" or "may I?"
~Dating "games"
~Change (not coins either)
~Fake friend requests on MySpace
~People who don't understand cell phone etiquette
~My inability to emo scream
~Stubborness
~Gas prices
~Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy and his overly worn gray hoodie (I do like his vagina though!)
~Celebrities & entertainment news
~When people say Condoleeza Rice is attractive (Don't believe me, then look:
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~Trying to think of a "Likes" to equal out my "Dislikes" so people don't seem me for the pissy little man I actually am!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Burger & Fries!

Music:

311, Aesop Rock, Alice in Chains, Audioslave, Beck, The Blood Brothers, Blues Traveler, Brother Ali, Bush, Cake, Johnny Cash, Circa Survive, Eric Clapton, Deftones, Emery, Finch, Foo Fighters, Peter Frampton, Franz Ferdinand, The Fray, From Autumm to Ashes, Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, Greeley Estates, He Is Legend, Horse The Band, HopesFall, Incubus, Elton John, The Killers, King Crimson, Live, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Marley, The Mars Volta, Mr. Bungle, My Chemical Romance, The Offspring, A Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, The Police, Primus, Queens of the Stone Age, The Raconteurs, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Saosin, Senses Fail, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, The Stereophonics, Soundgarden, Sparta, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Thrice, Thursday, The Toadies, TOOL, UnderOath. I also listen to alot of comedy CDs like Ant, Dave Attell, Lewis Black, David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Steven Wright and also Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg and Bill Hicks (Rest in Peace, fellas).

Movies:

Movies are pretty much my life. I watch mostly comedy, action, drama, and a lotta horror, my favorite genre. I have a library of over 300 movies. My library is as follows: 1408, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, 300, The Abyss, The 1st three Alien movies, Almost Famous, American History X, American Psycho, An American Werewolf in London, Amityville Horror, Arachnophobia, Audition, A Scanner Darkly, Bad Santa, Batman, Behind the Mask, Benji the Hunted, Best in Show, Beyond Re-animator, The Big Lebowski, Big Trouble in Little China, Billy Madison, Blade, Blades of Glory, The Blair Witch Project, Blazing Saddles, The Blob, Blood Diamond, Boondock Saints, Borat, The Bourne trilogy, Bowling for Columbine, Brick, Bride of Re-animator, Bruce Almighty, Bubba Ho-tep, Cabin Fever, Caddyshack, Capote, Carlito's Way, Casino Royale, The Cat From Outer Space, Chasing Amy, Children of Men, Clerks, Clerks 2, Click, Collateral, Constantine, Crash, Critters, Critters 2, The Crow, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Alive, Death of a President, Death Proof, Deep Rising, Deja Vu, Deliverance, The Descent, Desperado, Detroit Rock City, Devil's Rejects, Dick, Dick Tracy, Die Hard, Disturbia, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Election, El Mariachi, The Elephant Man, Escape from New York, Eternal Sunshine of Spotless Mind, Eurotrip, Event Horizon, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Exorcist, The Faculty, Fahrenheit 9/11, Fargo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Feast, Fight Club, Final Destination 1-3, Forrest Gump, Freddy Got Fingered, Friday, Friday the 13th series, From Dusk til Dawn, From Russia With Love, The Full Monty, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Ghost Rider, The Girl Next Door, Glory, Godfather, Goldeneye, Goldfinger, Goodfellas, Grandma's Boy, The Green Mile, Gremlins, Gremlins 2, Grizzly Man, The Grudge, Half Baked, Halloween series, Happy Gilmore, Hard Boiled, Harold and Kumar, Hatchet, Heat, Hellboy, Hellraiser series, Henry, High Tension, The Hills Have Eyes, The Host, Hostel, House of 1000 Corpses, Hustle & Flow, Ichi the Killer, Identity, Idiocracy, Idle Hands, Independence Day, Inside Man, Jackass, Jackass 2, The Jacket, Jacob's Ladder, Jarhead, Jaws, JFK, Jurassic Park series, Just Friends, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Kindergarten Cop, Knocked Up, L.A. Confidential, Lord of War, Lords of Dogtown, Lucky Number Slevin, The Machinist, Mallrats, Man on Fire, The Manchurian Candidate, The Man With the Golden Gun, March of the Penguins, Mars Attacks, Matchstick Men, The Matrix trilogy, Memento, Me Myself and Irene, Meet the Parents, Milo & Otis, Miracle, Misery, Monkeybone, Moonraker, Mortal Kombat, Mothman Propechies, The Naked Gun trilogy, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Night of the Lepus, Night of the Living Dead, Not Another Teen Movie, The Number 23, O Brother Where Art Thou, Oldboy, The Omen (original), One Last Thing, The Others, Outbreak, Pan's Labyrinth, Passion of the Christ, Pet Sematary, The Phantasm series, Pi, Pitch Black, Planet Terror, Poltergeist, Predator, The Professional, Pulp Fiction, Punisher, Re-animator, Reign of Fire, Tne Relic, Requiem for a Dream, Resevoir Dogs, The Ring, Rolling Kansas, Rumble in the Bronx, Run Ronnie Run, The Sandlot, Saving Private Ryan, Saving Silverman, Scarface, Se7eN, Session 9, Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Shocker, Shooter, Sicko, Signs, Silence of the Lambs, Silent Hill, Sin City, Slap Shot, Slither, Smokin' Aces, Snakes on a Plane, South Park, Spun, The Spy Who Loved Me, Starship Troopers, Star Wars series, Stealing Harvard, Stir of Echoes, Superbad, Super Mario Brothers, Super Troopers, Suspiria, Swingers, Syriana, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Terminator 2, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original and remake), Thank You For Smoking, The Thing, Thirteen, This is Spinal Tap, Three Kings, Total Recall, Training Day, Transporter, Transporter 2, Tremors series, True Lies, Turner & Hooch, The Ugly, Unbreakable, A View To a Kill, V for Vendetta, The Wicker Man (remake), Waiting, Waiting for Guffman, Wallace and Gromit trilogy, Wrong Turn, X- men trilogy, Young Frankenstein and Zodiac.

Television:

Not a big TV fan but when I do like a TV show, it always seems to be after they've been cancelled! But I like Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Boston Legal, The Brak Show, Da Ali G Show, Family Guy, Li'l Bush, Little Britain, Lingo (that chick is so DAMN hot), Masters of Horror, Mr. Show, MXC, Robot Chicken, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, That's My Bush and The X- Files. I absolutely loath reality shows and most MTV shows. I'll throw on Animal Planet or Discovery Channel sometimes. I also find myself on Game Show Network, a lot.

Heroes:

My biggest hero would have to be my grandpa for being tenacious and going through a life of shit but making it and still having an amazingly positive attitude (Miss ya Gramps)! And, also my mom for being pretty chillaxed and understanding through a lot of my crap!

My Blog

Justice is served?

So, in case you don't follow celebrity news (which I happen to hate), Wesley Snipes, star of the kick-ass flick "Blade", was sentenced to the maximum amount of jail time for tax evasion today. The sto...
Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

Where is the outrage?

I am eagerly counting down the days of the too long presidency of George "Dubya" Bush. I am certain that millions upon millions are doing the same with me. But, the sad part? There’s still milli...
Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:55:00 PST

Are we a nation of 6-year-olds? Answer: yes! -David Cross

The entertainment industry has gotten so ridiculous in these past few years and continues to amaze me with the amount of swill they call film, that they put out by the boatload. Not only do ...
Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:55:00 PST

My final English paper- suggestions?

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Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:46:00 PST

Say what you really mean -and- I analyze emo kids that I just pwned!

I was closing up shop the other at work with a couple of people when I came upon a revelation that I had never really thought of before. I forget the context of the conversation but a co-worker&n...
Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST

IDIOT! GOSH!

Why are there so many stupid, ignorant, hard-assed Americans out there? No wonder the world hates us...we're pieces of shit! It's our way or the highway! Other opinions, beliefs, thoughts, views and c...
Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:31:00 PST

Can we please stop with the shitty music!?!

I am getting so sick of the same old whiny-ass twe-emo bullshit music! That same swill that you hear ever single damn time you go into any fashionable clothing store, especially Hollister (where music...
Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:11:00 PST

Yeeeeee-uh, Im pimp, ya trick!

I really hope that other people will know where I'm coming from in this blog and that I am not the only one who recieves this type of spam, cuz I'll just look pathetic. But, anyway, what is with MySpa...
Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:39:00 PST

Not gonna mince words here....

Back in my more naive and idiotic days, I, and thousands of other Americans who's brain holds less capacity than a "Fun Size" bag of Fritos, found the newly emerging "comedian" Dane Cook to be qu...
Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:07:00 PST

Shit Chicks Love- vol. 2

After carefully deliberating what would be contained in the next portion of "Shit Chicks Love," and talking it about for nearly an hour last night, I've decided to share with y'all the next two things...
Posted by Half Man, Half Metro on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:02:00 PST