*Disclaimer*
Please pardon the shaky video! My Moms is vewy good photogwapher but she don't believe in digital cameras.
(it: "cheatin")
But whatever. It her only video camera so it shakes a bit. Sorry, but I worth it, ya know. Go watch my video, guys!
Hmph.
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I'm a gorgeous lil Boxer babe. I'm a sexy bitch with ghetto booty I like to kick the ground after I poop and run around like a crazy lady. I love singin doggie Woowoo and making snow angels in the grass... I love my Ma and I hate her cats, I chase them whenever they come near her... Mwah hah ha!!!Sometimes I corner them and pounce on them and Mommy yells at me by my whole name - "MOCHACHINO MORENO RABLAHBLAHBLAH!" Then I stop, but I give them fuck you eyes and they stay away, or at least they'll come to her from the other side so I can't see, all commando like, but I see it, I remember.........My Ma's a crazy caffeine addict so my fisrt name is after a drink cuz she used to be a person @ some place when she got me and she thought I looked like one, all swirlly with whipped cream on top ( big collective "Oh, How sweet!" right? ), and she wanted to call me Chino. And my middle name is a nod to my dad. Not my real dog dad, he had a funny name like a racehorse,( He was born in Arkansas ), but my Mommy's BOYFRIEND, ( He was born in Cali ). AND THEN! When I was a wittle babe my Auntie Dude started to call me YODA GRRRL because I got Jedi Mind Powers, AND THEN! And I also got wittle swirly hair circles so Mamma calls me Starry Night butt. Also, I rock. I get to wear Mammas Tesla Sheild (google it) since I got hurt and Mamma got real scared. AND THEN! I bark in my sleep sometimes, and run and chase stuff. That's fun. AND THEN! But sometimes people crosses the street when they see me coming, or stay in their cars cuz they think I'm a big wabbit eater. (Yeah, I eat the heads off dem. Cuz they pisses me off. They do dis... ) Then they say stuff like "She looks so viscious! but she REALLY is a nice dog..." (like my MA don't know that?) then I tell em "Huh, you look REAL ugly from down here. but, sometimes when you have doggie cookies I overlook that and think you REALLY are kissin up to my Ma, huh?!" I can be nice if I wanna... Can you be pretty? It's like "You're wearing THAT, after all the magic I used to make you dress pretty...". Hmph. And too, I like to go to the beach and frolick in the waves and the sand feels funny under my feet. Sometimes if I feel like it I write my name in the sand. . And too, I hate to have my photogwaph taken. And just cuz I can, I be cute real fast and then look away. Mwahahha! Just to mess up the pictures! Cuz my Moms is always like this to me when I want her to be like this
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's a KittyKittyKitty!"
