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About Me

I am 25, about 6 feet tall, shaved head, blue eyes, goatee, peircings, tattoos. I drive a lifted custom truck, ride dirt bikes, harleys, and pretty much anything fast. I listen to metal and punk music, cuss, play with guns, drink whiskey and party hard. Yes kids, Im the person your mother warned you about. I was born and raised in an almost nonexistant town in southwestern Arizona called Quartzsite. Halfway between Phoenix and Palm Springs. Close to the Colorado river, Glamis, Ocotillo Wells, Lake Havasu, and a million other fucking great places. I love to ride. I run my family business, American Custom Tire Inc. Did I mention I love to ride.

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My Interests

I am an aspiring Freestyle MX Rider, I like to cruise my 2007 Harley Davidson Dyna Street Bob, I am a Builder of Custom Trucks, mostly lifted monsters, but some pavement scrapers as well (You know who you are Jon).

I'd like to meet:

Im really not interested in meeting anyone famous, the're just people like you and me with a lot more money. I would much rather run into one of my friends while going about my day rather than bump into some famous personality. A much more satisfying and genuine experience in my opinion. I would also like to meet a nice girl

Music:

I'm into old punk and new american metal, NO hip hop please.I love Pennywise, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, NOFX, CKY, HIM, Atreyu, Kill Switch Engage, Shodows Fall, Agony Scene, In Flames, Bleeding Through etc.

Movies:

I don't have a very well defined taste in movies, I guess I like good movies. My favorite movies of all time, Boondock Saints, The Departed, and The Adventures of Twitch and Scummy, followed by a million other motocross films.

Television:

I really don't watch to much tv, when the rare occasion does occur it's all about American Chopper, Unique Whips, M80, Miami Ink, that sorta stuff. HATE! The Real OC, Real World, Road Rules, Laguna Beach etc. Come on kids, we all know it's not real, and no matter how much you watch that shit your life will never be like that.

Books:

I don't have time to read much. A few various magazines. MX Machine, Transworld Motocross, Truckin, Tattoo, Easyrider, Hot Bike, Modern Tire Dealer and Tire Review. Get it? Anything with pictures.

Heroes:

My Father. Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and of course his royal highness, Mr. Crown.

My Blog

Riding

So, I just got back from a ride on my harley, and I was pondering all the changes in my life over the last month. I dearly miss riding my dirt bike, but I am loving riding my harley more and more...
Posted by Porno Dave on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:58:00 PST

How To Instantly Change Your Lifestyle

So, for 6 years I have been living with excruciating back pain. Ever since my horrific vehicle accident in 2000 I have spent my time in agony. About a month ago I realized that I was spending about 10...
Posted by Porno Dave on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

You don't know me!

I have often wondered why people are so quick to judge. People look at me and see a shaved head so I must be racist. Piercings so I must want to be a girl. Tattoos so I must be on a path to death and ...
Posted by Porno Dave on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

David's Rant Of The Week

Do you recall the phrase"Going Postal"? We all have heard the term many times. For me the term really could only apply to a well....."Postal" worker. So what do you call a person who goes thru a simil...
Posted by Porno Dave on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:56:00 PST