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The Jaws of Death

Thats how I roll!

About Me

My name is Martyn but most people call me Flan on account of my Irish surname. Very long hair, good mates, kicking ass and music is what its all about. I'm an artist and I've got a massive interest in learning to tattoo (any tips, hints, jobs for a wannabe apprentice let me know.I'm also the new vocalist for an awesome group of chaps called Gifted By Loss, and as soon as the new stuff is recorded, you'll be the first folks to hear it!
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My Interests

The most aggressive metal known to man, Tattooing, comics, comics and more comics, mixed martial arts and Artwork in it's many and varied forms. I love to train both in the gym and in the ring. And last but by no means least, my sexy lady. Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 100% Green Lantern 100% The Flash 90% Spider-Man 80% Catwoman 80% Batman 60% Wonder Woman 60% Iron Man 60% Robin 50% Superman 40% Supergirl 40% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

I'd like to meet:

Chronos,Mantas, Euronemous, Glen Benton.Horiyoshi3, Chris Garver also Paul Booth would be a bonus cus he's the best tattooer of his genre. Free Horror layouts at SatanSpace.com

Music:

CARCASS, Emperor, Opeth, (old)Cradle of filth, Gifted By Loss, Killswitch Engage, Gojira, Hatebreed, Deicide, Burzum, Obituary, Slayer, G.G.F.H. Darkened Nocturn SlaughterCult, Carpathian Forest, The Wicked, Bal Sagoth, Entombed, Ghoul, Black Witchery, Gorgaroth, just loads of quality music really.

Movies:

team america, Art house martial arts, Borat, Dirty Sanchez, Jackass, Bad taste, Braindead, base-ketball, battle royal, ong-bak, Shaolin Soccer, Kung-fu hustle, casshern, bubba ho-tep, house of a 1000 corpses, devils rejects,the hills have eyes(original and remake), Texas Chainsaw massacre and random Manga.

Television:

southpark, naruto, dragonball Z, miami ink, american chopper, U.F.C. Inked, Pride, K1, cheesy horror channel films, Heroes, Lost, Daybreak and Jeremy Kyle lol
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You scored as Leatherface

You are Leatherface. You arent so much evil, as you are doing what it takes to live. You just go along with what the family says, and kill to keep that belly full. Though you may not do it just for fun, you do have serious mental issues, and anyone who happens to bump into you, is sure to live the rest of their life in therapy, that is if they live at all.


Leatherface


75%

Jason Voorhees


60%

Pinhead


55%

Freddy Krueger


50%

Jigsaw


50%

Hannibal Lecter


50%

Buffalo Bill


50%

Candyman


35%

Michael Myers


25%

Captain Spaulding


25%

Books:

loads!:
You are Magneto Magneto 99% Apocalypse 98% Venom 91% Dr. Doom 88% Dark Phoenix 85% The Joker 83% Juggernaut 80% Two-Face 80% Mr. Freeze 77% Lex Luthor 68% Riddler 64% Catwoman 56% Green Goblin 52% Kingpin 52% Poison Ivy 48% Mystique 44% You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.
Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test

Heroes:

andre arlovski, chuck lidell, jet li, bruce lee, Sammo Hung, chow yun fat, Kronos, Venom, Paul Booth, Guy Aitcheson.Noel Fielding, Eric Cartman you fucking legend! .... src="http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x101/haydenjensen/Dr agonball%20Z/319583534.gif" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src=http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7564/lolbannerch0.gif width="420" height="170" border="0" / And my Terrapin Moe.

My Blog

Retro Bar

What a blast! the lads played a blinder of a set and I screamed my nuts off, the crowd was ace, the venue was bonus and the beer cold. Now its time to get some recording done and show you lovely peop...
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:35:00 PST

Gifted by Loss

Gifted by Loss are now gigging, if you want us to play, give either the bands main page or me a bloody good shout and we'll see what we can do.
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:40:00 PST

Last weeks gig

The ap was a corking night. We were the only metal band on a 5 band bill, full of good chaps with good bands. More maddness will follow in febuary and if anyone reading this was there, cheers folks, y...
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:45:00 PST

Christmas nightmare!

PC blew up christmas eve, i'm doing this from the local library. Sorry if i haven't got back to you yet but I will, I promis
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:23:00 PST

Fucked pc

My pc is bollocksed at the mo but i check this when I've got access to another. Sorry folks, I'll get back to all of you a.s.a.p.
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST

FINALLY!!!

Wahoo! I've finally got to use a tattoo machine for the first time. For a long time I didn't know which direction to to pesue my artwork in or in which media, but for the last ten years the whole...
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Kick-ass Metal

Machine Head, The Blackening. What a fucking album, at last back on form! 
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:37:00 PST

Metalocalypse

Its been a while since my  last entry so it's about time for a new one. Dethklok, what a fuckin blast. I quite possibly shat my pants laughing at these guys so I've put up a few episodes for...
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

adding friends

Sorry to those friends that i havn't spoken to in a while, i lose track of whose in my friends list, but keep letting me know your all alive.
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST

your momma

It's been a crazy week. The band is coming along nicely and work dont suck too bad, my big bro got a profile which will turn out sick as fook cuz he's more twisted and fucked up than me ( thats a comp...
Posted by The Jaws of Death on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST