A-Rod

Hi my name is Alex Rodriguez and I play for the New York Yankees. I started to play for the Seattle and then Texas...for some odd reason when i was playing with them they were not doing so good. I had an opportunity to play for the Boston Red Sox but instead joined the yankees, and holy shit fuck what do u know it, The red sox won the championship....Em i bad luck? Well enough about baseball. My personal life..... I love long walks on the beach, nice candel light dinner with Derek Jeter. Uh i just wish tino martinez took his ass back from where he came from! Now derek is giving him all the attention! they play catch during practice uhhhh!!!! jealousy consumes me! I also like to talk shit about other red sox players just because i think i'm the shit out in the field, I rule this bitch and i have my head way up my ass.