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supergrOupie*

** ...i'm not conceited, i'm as good as i say i am... **

About Me

basicly, i am a
i cant stand people, traffic, or paying full price for anything. i especially cant stand OTHER DRIVERS. fuck you, other drivers - i DO own the road. i talk on the phone when i drive, and use my other hand to put on eyeliner. and i drive well over the speed limit. in fact, i speed. sarcasm is my ultimate weapon. i like to break stuff, light stuff on fire, and watch porn REALLY loud. i like lesbian porn better, cause nothing kills the mood faster then an ugly guy's penis waving around on my tv....i stay up late and watch alot of TV. i drink too much, curse alot, do drugs and take my clothes off for money. and sometimes i take them off just because you ask me. i have too many pairs of shoes, too many pocketbooks, and not enough pairs of sneakers. i eat my sandwiches without the bread. i will eat anything if you barbque it. i LOVE corn on the cob, and i roll the corn on a stick of butter cause i'm trashy. sometimes driving around, i see random spots good for hiding bodies. i want to know that you think i am hot because i like the ego boost, but i wont pay any more attention to you unless you are vaugely interesting, or we have a few things in common or you're really hot or a millionaire with one foot in the grave and the other on marble covered lineoleum. just liking ONE of the same bands does not count. so if you want to shoot the shit, then feel free to send me a message or a friend request, but dear god, keep your marriage proposals to yourself. i cant ever imagine being tied to one person for the rest of my life.
ATTENTION BAND MEMBERS!!!
i am not going to add your band unless i know you. but i might add your personal profile if i think we might get along. friend requests from bands have been disabled.
in fact, all friend requests have been disabled unless you know my last name. if you dont, and you still want to be my friend - send me a message, for fuck's sake.
take a minute and pull yourself away from surfing myspace for underage whores to jerk off to and do something good with your life...click this button. dont worry, it's free.
don't do anything half-assed. if you love someone, love them with all your soul. when you go to work, work your ass off. when you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.

My Interests

things i like:

fast cars, guns, good looking boys and girls, laughing, shopping, dollar shot specials, never paying full price for everything, never paying for my own drinks, tanning, dancing, big slutty shoes and monster platform boots, the mafia, and all things mobster. i LOVE cheese, horses, dogs and cats, bears....ok, all animals except for those dreadful bunnies. they creep me out.

FOOTBALL!!!

nothing else matters to be between september and february other then the

i'm unavailable on sundays during the season, so dont call me or stop by, unless you want an update on the game or brought nachos to eat while we watch the game.
hockey is a runner up.

i love the beach, the hot weather, days off with pay, paydays, serial killers, true crime books, drama, drinking too much and laughing about it later, taking pictures, jager filled flasks, italian food, $, rockstars and the like...i like making fun of people at any given time, i'm politically incorrect, i'm not afraid to shoot a person if they break into my house, i know alot of things about mailing stuff, i like TONS of that crap that they call butter on my movie popcorn, and i have a friend who will eat a piece of raw bacon for $1.

things i DON'T like:
you & the way you drive.


i would really like to live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by nothing with only the company of my german shepherd, some horses and a few good friends.

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet Nikki Sixx...because he's the only famous person who i wanted to meet that i havent yet...and i feel i owe it to my 16 yr old self to do so...! i want to meet tommy lee, because he might be worth coming out of retirement for as well. and i want to meet lucas from 'rockstar: supernova', because he reminds me of someone i used to do.

as far as myspace.com goes, i wont add you as a friend if you dont send me a message first. random friend requests will NOT be accepted. nor will marriage proposals, date requests or anything of the like. however, you donate me some money thru pay pal tho, then i might meet you just to at least let you see my boobs. unless you are someone i already know, or are someone i dont know, but really hot....then i might add you if you send me an add request without a message. a message that says just says "hi!" doesnt count either!!

i want to meet you if you have too much money and want someone to spend it for you. i want to meet anyone who likes what i like and hates what i hate. i want to meet anyone who understands the genius filmmaking that is "the jerk". i want to meet people who can form complete sentences. i want to meet people who know how to type out full words and not just "U R" and "N E Way"...interenet mumbo-jumbo doesnt impress me, i am too old to think it's cute and endearning....
i would like to meet you if you are mechanic and you want to work on my car for free and help me pimp it out. i want to meet you if you are a stranger, but you are offering me candy.


Music:

glamrock hair metal like poison, motley crue, skid row, faster pussycat, la guns, warrant, dokken, penny lane, vintage danger danger when they still had ted...but i dont like ted....heart throb mob, blackboard jungle, alleycat scratch, big bang babies, electric angels, bang tango, cherry bang, lovemaker, sikk sexx, orphan punks, shotgun messiah, skold, dangerous toys, guns and roses, velvet revolver, ratt, white lion, twisted sister, skin & bones, and the like...

i also like industrial metal like marilyn manson, stabbing westward, gravity kills and NIN.

and shoot me, because i like the new paris hilton CD.

i like gangsta rappers like eminem, ludacris, wu-tang, D12, fifty cent and others such as ll cool j, p diddy, and will smith.

and i LOVE britney spears, fergie, paris hilton, and christina aguliara....the sluttier the chick the better.....avril is cool too. i love bowling for soup. the band, not the activity.

Movies:

if there isnt a car chase in it, i cant be bothered. well, unless it is REALLY hysterical. i really love "the devil's advocate", the new "dawn of the dead", "bad boys 1 & 2", and things like those. i hate pretty much all chick flicks. and if i happen to watch one and like it, i wouldnt admit it to you.

Television:

i am addicted to crime solving dramas like all three CSI's - i love all 15 Law and Orders...! i love the Forensic Files, and that show they do about solving the cold cases. i also like the ACTUAL show "Cold Case"...and i like the sopranos because it's like watching my own family on TV. i gave in and now i like reality TV. and you know what? everybody else might love raymond, but i dont.

Books:

i read true crime novels and anything about serial killers. i read anything that makes me scared to death and almost anything by VC Andrews, esp. the 'Flowers in the Attic' series...i also love "the dirt" by motley crue....and "tommyland". i also like christopher pike and R.L. stein....or however the fuck he spells his name.

Heroes:

voulenteer fire fighters. they are the only people who would run into a burning building to save someone they dont even KNOW, or the animal of a person they dont even know...all free of charge. My mom is also my hero, because i can always count on her no matter what....and Jackie is my hero...and she knows why....and my best friend Sharon is another one of my heros. she can make me laugh no matter what, and that rules.

My Blog

ESPN’s MNF Rowdy Friends

i know i am a giant's fan, and this video is all about the Bengals...but come on, admit it. this kid is freaking adorable. ryan parker & julia: ...
Posted by supergrOupie* on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

hold the motherfuckin’ presses - ROL video you wont believe!!

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Posted by supergrOupie* on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST

my homework assignment.

I'VE BEEN TAGGED by Karen. if she wasnt an officer of the law, i would just steal her purse and run for the border. but since i dont want to be taken down and dragged into paperwork hell for the next ...
Posted by supergrOupie* on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:39:00 PST

K-Fred, Mr. Anit-Ambition

..> yesterday, my boss put up a notice on the bulletin board that tomorrow [friday] we are having a MANDATORY office meeting @ 7:45am. now, i dont have to be at work until 9:00am, usually, h...
Posted by supergrOupie* on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST

bennies go home!! we want our parking spaces back!!!

my friend jae posted this as a bulletin and i wanted to share it with my other friends who probably didnt see it because she isnt on their friend list. that is a nice way of me saying i stole this fro...
Posted by supergrOupie* on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST

i cant stop laughing, and neither will you.

this just might be the funniest thing i have seen this week. and trust me, i see alot of funny stuff. the expression on the mother's face is priceless. Add to My Profile | ...
Posted by supergrOupie* on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

chugger's tribute to my Tiki.....

this is a tribute to my best friend Tiki, written by her best dogfriend Chugger, who did such a beautiful job writing it i just had to share it with you. and i thank YOU, Chugger, for summing up every...
Posted by supergrOupie* on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST

interactive blog for all of you with nothing better to do.

Ok, this is how this works.......add a comment to this Blog, copy & paste these questions, then enter your answers.  Have fun & be nice!!! 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?...
Posted by supergrOupie* on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST

Dog Philosophy

Dog Philosophy There is more truth than poetry to these... The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclus...
Posted by supergrOupie* on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

new rules for 2007 - please read and comply.

New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captai...
Posted by supergrOupie* on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST