Englebert Humperdinck... The strength of a small pony... It's quite strong, that is... Old cars, horses, hot rods, rockabilly, vintage clothing, Eddie Izzard, car shows, beer, coffee, books, reading, altering clothes, bars, bands, hanging out...
People with similar interests, styles, hobbies, whatever, but something in common. Being human doesn't count, it has to be just a little more than that. Attitude problems welcome, have one myself.
So, it seems nobody can read this. I turned off the insta-add feature. Now you actually have to know me to add me. It had to be done. I don't want to "hook up", I'm married. I don't want to "be a model", I have a brain. I know what you think is my "1960 Chevy" is cool. Especially since it's a FORD. No, I won't take you for a ride. Friends can message me first or add me with my email address. Don't know either? Then you'll have to message. Sorry to be a bitch, but two pages of "friend" requests in one day from people with NOTHING but semi-naked girls on their pages and lines like "I like to fuck, let's meet tonight" for their headline sent me over the edge.
BANDS!! Take a look at my profile and my interests BEFORE clicking on "add to friends". Does your band even SEEM like something I would like? AT ALL? Do not try to add me just because you want another chick on your page!
Who I don't want to meet:
SERIOUSLY people... READ THIS The number of requests I've gotten lately from guys who have 563 "friends" who are all girls in thongs bending over backwards infront of the camera is INSANE. I do NOT want to be part of a porn star wanna-be addled list. I will DENY YOU. Why is this so tough? Want to be friends? Do we have anything in common? Think before you hit "add"!! Drop a line before trying to add me unless we're already friends. Unless we already know eachother, do not just add me! I will ignore it!!It's just the polite thing to do...
People who take (half) naked pictures of themselves in the mirror. Have someone else take the damned picture, it will come out better. Anyone with a mullet. Anyone with an overinflated sense of self-worth, it's just too boring to deal with. Poker players, haters, sidesteppers and snakes, you know who you are...
Elvis... Rockabilly, some new, some old... Some psychobilly... The Belmont Playboys... Mike Hendrix and the Parodi Kings... Jerry Lee... Elvis... Buddy Holly... Gene Vincent... Elvis... Doo Wop, Old Punk, Glam Rock, Enuff Z'Nuff, Social Distortion, Old Country, 50s Rock and Roll... Did I mention Elvis? Hollywood glam... The Glamour Punks... Glam Punk... Backyard Babies, Trash Brats... Faster Pussycat, old LA Guns, Junkyard... The Bones... You get the idea :)
black and white, Cary Grant, Humphrey Bogart, Barbara Stanwyk, George Sanders, Bette Davis, Claudette Colbert
Simpsons, Forensic Files, all the Law and Orders, Cold Case Files, Daria, Futurama
All My Friends Are About To Become Strangers, Valley of the Dolls, Memoirs of a Geisha, A Confederacy of Dunces, Anything Richard Russo, Big Phil's Kid, biographies on 30s and 40s movie stars
RICKY PARENT