She works hard, loves Aladdin, is tinier than Tink' and has a brain that makes Texas look like New Hampshire. She is intrinsically no good. She's a cold-blooded, dyed in the wool killer. She shoots automatic rifles. She's always got a cute boy. She just wants to have fun. She's more than slightly odd. She lives in Brooklyn. She's got a paintbrush with bright ink. She's goot sooty eyes and dulcimer lips. She likes creatures. She is master of her environment and a grandiloquent clean-freak. She is sharp like a glare but witty like a charm. Hot damn, she's got a neckerchief. She is, in short, the Ace of all Clubs.
Ladies and gentlemen I present for your praise and adoration the illustrious, magnanimous, unprincipled knave, the grand sarcasm and fantasy girlfriend, changling and mercenary,
Rachel Rose(thank you, aaron)
