The Andychrist

So this is where im supposed to put stuff about me, for everyone to read up and decied if I'm cool enough to add to their friends list. Well of course I'm cool enough to add to your friends list and here is a small list of reasons why your lil myspace thingy would be so much better if I was one of your friends. First off you'll get mad street cred. No longer will people approach you in public and ask "hey aren't you on myspace"? Now they will come up to you and say something along the lines of, "Hey, your that (insert sex here) that has Andrew on your myspace friends list" Secondly, you'll be the envy of all your friends. You will find friends you didn't even know you had coming up to you becuase you got me as your friend. And how can I benefit from having more friends you might be asking yourself? Well if your not you should be. It's ok if you haven't yet, we can take a moment so you can. Go ahead and use this time to ask yourself that. And those of you who have already, you can take this time to go to the kitchen and grab some water or a soda. No chips though, we aint got time for snacks.. .. .... Ok so now that everyone is caught up I can tell you how more friends can benefit you. More friends, means more people you can borrow money from. Which as most of us know, money can buy you stuff. Cept love, happiness, and escorts with high standards. So more friends = more mooching possibilities. And the last, but certainly not least reason why you should add me to your friends page thingy is becuase I'm actually a pretty decent person. I wont make fun of you....well yeah i prolly will make fun of you, but I promise to do it only when i have cookies to offer you afterwards. But seriously add me or not, if you took the time to read all this crap, then major props to you. I would have gotten haveway thru and been like "Yeah this dude rocks, he had me at supposed". Or i might have been like "Yeah this dude isn't cute so i aint even gonna bother with adding him. OOh a chick in a bikini!" Yeah right, don't act all modest. Everyone here, man and woman, have stopped to check someone's profile becuse their picture was showin a nipple. Hell i do it all the time. What can I say. I do like me some boobies. So yeah....what was i talking about again. Oh yeah i remember. Stay in school kids. Or skip. Whatever you really feel like i guess.