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Tony

I'm such a retard...

About Me

I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife, a cutting edge state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive. Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, 'cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alphamale on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mails, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a megastore, I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, prepackeged, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hangin' tough, over and out." Take the quiz:
WHAT ROCK BAND R U?? (COOL PICS)

SLIPKNOT
AWSUME UR ONE OF THE GREATEST ROCK BANDS EVER! THEY KICK ASS! U LIKE LOUD MUSIC AND LIKE TO HEADBANG! U HATE PRESIDENT BUSH AND I DONT BLAME U!!!
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What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::

Metal
You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano.
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Which member of SLipKnoT are you?

Jim Root
your nice layed back and calculating....no one gives you much credit but you definently deserve it, you dont really care though....you love the guitar and your choice of music is anything that can help you become a better guitarist
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence
Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes.
You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time.
You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it.
Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds.
You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

My Interests

here's some links to local bands and shit around Little Rock:

Shadowline

The official site of THE SICKNESS

Vino's

Strange As Fiction

Gotta give a plug for my girl Cinnamon, this is her site... sign her guestbook...

Juanita's

Join the COLD ARMY

I'd like to meet:

I am 65% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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Music:

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Movies:

The entire Jay and Silent Bob series...Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...*snoochy boochy noochies!!* I like a lot of movies...too many to really name...

Heroes:

My Babies

My Blog

Drunken blog...

Heh...drunken blog time...HAPPY ST PATTYS DAY TO EVERYONE!!!!To everyone who I told I would get all fuckered up, mission accomplished...I pounded Guinness all night, then several Jell-O shots...so Im ...
Posted by Tony on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

my personal bitch...

So I started back to school today...fun times, yes I know.I get to looking at one of my classes, it's called Materials and Methods. And as I am reading over the course outline, I get more and more sto...
Posted by Tony on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

stay on your toes...

I just got this email supposedly saying I had a new message from 'george' on myspace. Thing is, I've never seen myspace do that, PLUS the email it came to isn't the one that I have on my account. Here...
Posted by Tony on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST

I love making good connections...

Yeah, Im getting wicked hookups because of my job. I get to deal with contractors on a daily basis, and I get out there and bust my balls all day. Like today, I was doing compaction tests in stink-tow...
Posted by Tony on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:28:00 PST

Omega

What a skeletal wreck of a man this is Translucent flesh and feeble bones The kind of temple where the whores and villians try to tempt the holistic tones Running rampant with free thought to free for...
Posted by Tony on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:56:00 PST

redux

re-dux /rih-duhks/  �adjective brought back; resurgent:brought back...a resurgence...I think this term applies to my situation. As many will know, I hit a bit of....turbulence....in the past mo...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:38:00 PST

Skewed generalizations....heh...*read: idiots*

SO, as the title implies, skewed generalizations are hilarious. Because when you make a bad assessment, especially when you're trying to show someone how you're better than them, just really makes you...
Posted by Tony on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:36:00 PST

Hello, my name is (insert name here) and I'll be your server tonight

you really want to meet new and interesting people? Don't go to the bars for that shit, bars are overrated and a pain in the ass, go to you local IHOP at 3 in the morning. You get to meet all walks of...
Posted by Tony on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST

dwelling on the past....

you ever wish that you could go back and change some shit? Like something you said or did. Especially when the chance to rectify everything is passed, and there's nothing you can do about it. Kinda ma...
Posted by Tony on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST

some clarifications....

the blog I posted last week, as well as the bulletin I posted a few days ago has apparently caused some people a bit of annoyance...so here it is, I will go ahead and line it out for you, because I li...
Posted by Tony on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:31:00 PST