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Martin

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About Me

I like red meat, strip clubs, internal combustion engines, styrofoam, hammers, cold weather, and cheese.I dislike almost everything else

My Interests

Beer, Women, Movies, people falling down, and penguins. Penguins kick a whole lotta ass.

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Spiderman, Clinton, the guy who invented velcro, and Descartes.

Music:

Quite a bit of stuff, but right now I'm all into the Dropkick Murphys, with a little bit o' the Rat Pack.

Movies:

The more explosions, the better.

Television:

Anything on the History channel about tanks and stuff.

Books:

Last book I read was the Trial of Lenny Bruce.

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan

My Blog

Tenth Entry: Moore’s Law meets Murphy’s Law

"When technology attacks." Shit. Every gadget I touch turns to shit lately, though it's not like I don't have a talent for crashing stuff. I've sent a Palm Pilot spiraling into a hard reset trying t...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:46:00 PST

Ninth Entry: Jesus Saves...you 10 cents per gallon?

On my way out of town today I stopped at the Ol' Scratch gas station. (I call it Ol' Scratch. It's actually a Big Red, but the logo looks like it has a tail, and some of their stuff has a little devi...
Posted by Martin on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:51:00 PST

Eighth Entry: How not to get a free Mac.

You know, I've thought about buying a Mac computer. I mean, I own a couple of iPods, and for being such a geeky bastard my Mac skillz are serioulsy lacking. The major thing keeping me from buying...
Posted by Martin on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

Seventh Entry: The fall of T.S.

I'm not much of a TV watcher, I'll admit. HIMYM, Black Donnellys and Heroes are the only shows I download on a regular basis. I've never been one to get overly excited about a specific show, unti...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:38:00 PST

Sixth Entry: It's a geeky, geeky life

I have a few ipods, I have a brand new hand built computer running Vista Ultimo. I have a new HDTV hooked up to my Xbox 360 running 720p goodness all over the place. I'm a power user. I'm the alpha g...
Posted by Martin on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:30:00 PST

Fifth Entry: Stupid Fucking Kids

So sometime between 9am and 4pm, some dickholder took it upon himself to break out the sharpie and write me a lil' death threat on my back door. Actually ON the back door of my house. They even proppe...
Posted by Martin on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

Fourth Entry: Humbug '06.

"Happy Holidays."   That phrase leaves a dirty taste in my mouth. Fuck being politically correct. It's Christmas, damn it. I met a woman today who told me that her family doesn't celebrate Chris...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

Third Entry: Canned

So yesterday, I get a call from my manager at Best Buy. They needed to talk to me, and within the next 3 days. Kinda figured I was fired, so I grab my nametag and drive the 30 minutes to work. I walk ...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:49:00 PST

Second Entry: Movies

A full 6 months has passed, and I'm off to write my second "blog" entry. While driving today, I started thinking about what movies, of the possible thousands that I've seen, pops into the scrambl...
Posted by Martin on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:21:00 PST

First Entry

First blog entry, yeah yeah. What the hell do people put in these things anyway? As far as important news, I've only got one tidbit. I was invited today to spend 4-6 months working at a science l...
Posted by Martin on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:53:00 PST