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About Me

I'm Bytesize! But you can call me Bytie. I was once a Super-Fantastic Adviceologist TO THE STARS! But my advicey-ness is so off the hook that I decided to go public so that I can help all of you helplessly lost people who don't know "The Path." It is my calling in life to show you the errors of your ways without all the crappy cliches like upholding your self-esteem and loving yourself.Peace, love and Alligator shoe-polish!
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My Interests

Fighty-fight and shooty-shoot video games, girls that are bootylicious, Fun Dip

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented Fun Dip and everybody who has a question for me!

Music:

Weird Al Yankovic, Peaches, Wesley Willis

Movies:

200 Cigarettes, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Notebook, Hostel, American Beauty

Television:

The Daily Show/Colbert Report, Oprah, Dr. Phil

Books:

The Giving Tree, The Pokey Little Puppy and anything by that Dostoyevski guy

Heroes:

Sonic the Hedgehog and Frodo

My Blog

Bytie delivers the justice!

Oh shit. It's time for Bytie to deliver some of that sweet, sweet justice. Hold on to your buttcheeks, folkeroonies. It's time for some "Dear Bytie!"_____"I love you. I'm sorry I didn't visit you toda...
Posted by Byte Size on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST