Don’t ask for nudes, and I won’t humiliate you.
Don’t make assumptions, you have NO fucking idea.
So, I had maybe one of the World’s Longest “About Me†sections, which very few people seemed to read. I now feel the need to change it up after I was forced to face facts. I’ll keep my old one in blog, which no one will ever read, but whatever. I decided to keep this one simple. Simple facts that will give you a little taste of who I am separate from the pictures I know drew you to my page.
FAQ.
Why do I have certain pictures posted?
Simple. Attention. I love it. I love when people point out my flaws. Not like I don’t already notice them. I see myself EVERYDAY, it’s pretty hard to not notice certain things.
Why do you have so many friend on MySpace?
Who cares.
Are you single?
Check my STATUS.
How old are you?
It says right at the top, Sweetheart.
Now, “The List.â€
Sum up Xani in as little text as possible.
I’m weird.
Sweetheart, Babe, Hun, Sweetie, some of my favorite words.
I was supposed to be a gay boy.
Cheerleading is more important than any boy.
Race me skiing, I’ll win.
I strive towards looking PLASTIC, as sick as that sounds.
This girl will CRUSH you at Time Crisis.
One day I’ll live on South Beach, until then, I’ll settle for nights at Hampton Beach.
I party like it’s my J-O-B, I have a thing for gin, and Tequila makes me wild.
“Funny†is an understatement, get me going and I’m “HILARIOUS.â€
Everything is intense with me, I mean everything.
Invite me to your parties, I’ll make them worth attending.
“Nice†is not one of the words you should use to describe me, although, “intellectual†is.
I’m a walking, talking, oxymoron.
I contradict myself at every chance just to make sure you’re paying attention.
I’m more complicated than most of you will EVER know.
Reading and writing are a necessity.
You cannot handle the girlfriend and me.
I like talking shit, and do trust, I will back it up.
I love to build forts.
I am terrified of grasshoppers.
I am a horrible liar.
I am a movie junkie.
In my head, I am 22.
Don’t pretend to know about fashion, when you don’t.
I take more pictures of myself than anyone else I know.
I think I am insane sometimes.
I don't sleep that often either.
I love my make-up.
I am a slacker/proscrastinator.
I try to play guitar.
I need compliments to survive, seriously.
I love sitting outside and doing nothing.
I am pretty decent at frisbee.
Lemonade is key.
I like to cry.
I am a skilled cook, kind of.
I wash my hair in the rain.
Real showers are over-rated.
High heels are a passion.
Spending time with my family is actually something I like to do.
I’m always busy, and I love it.
Pick any one of my friends, but she’s much better than all your friends together.
Being superficial is the easiest way to tell the truth.
Remember, at the end of the day, I still party BETTER than you.
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