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Jack the Ripper

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit... Actually, that's a lie. I was abandoned as an infant, then raised by coyotes in the Mojave Desert. Jack may have moved slow, but it was only because Jack didn't have to move for anybody.

My Interests

Animals, Apples to Apples, baking, the beach, clubbing, cooking, drinking, fashion, film, foreign languages, good food, hanging out with friends, late night rendezvous, listening to music, meeting new people, movies, music, ninjas, partying, philosophy, pirates, poetry, shopping, sleeping, sushi, traveling, wine, writing songs

I'd like to meet:

You, motherlicker!

Music:

80s stuff, AC/DC, The Arcade Fire, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Cake, Cat Stevens, The Clash, Coldplay, The Constantines, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, De La Soul, Death Cab for Cutie, Deep Purple, Devo, Dinosaur Jr, DMB, The Doors, Faith No More, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Fugazi, Garbage, Gorillaz, Grandmaster Flash, Green Day, Interpol, Jesus and the Mary Chain, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Journey, LCD Sound System, Leftfield, The Living End, Lots of punk, Lots of techno, Michael Jackson, or at least before he went crazy, got all that plastic surgery and started touching young boys. Umm, who else, Moby, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, No Doubt, NWA, OK Go, Outkast, Paul Oakenfold, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Porcupine Tree, The Presets, Public Enemy, Queen, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, The Rezillos, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, The Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols, Silverchair, Slick Rick, The Smiths, The Stone Roses, The Stooges, The Strokes, Tears for Fears, Television, Tenacious D, The Transplants, TV on the Radio, Velvet Underground, The Vines, The Violent Femmes, The Walkmen, Weezer, Wesley Willis, The White Stripes, The Who, Wu Tang Clan, Yo La Tengo

Movies:

24 Hour Party People, 28 Days Later, Almost Famous, Amadeus, American Beauty, Anchorman, Back to the Future, Basquiat, The Big Lebowski, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Brokeback Mountain, The Castle, Children of Men, City of God, A Clockwork Orange, The Departed, DiG!, Dog Day Afternoon, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Dumb and Dumber, Edward Scissorhands, Eraserhead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Fight Club, Following, Freddy Got Fingered, Full Metal Jacket, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Go, The Godfather, The Godfather: Part II, Goodfellas, Harold and Maude, Hulk, An Inconvenient Truth, The Matrix, Mean Girls, Memento, Mulholland Drive, Never Mind the Bollocks... Here's the Sex Pistols, Office Space, Oldboy, Old School, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Princess Bride, The Producers, Rain Man, Requiem For A Dream, Romper Stomper, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Shawshank Redemption, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Star Wars, Super Size Me, Taxi Driver, Throne of Blood, Trainspotting, Vanilla Sky, The Warriors, Young Frankenstein, Zoolander

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Chappelle’s Show, Cheers, The Colbert Report, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Futurama, Hell's Kitchen, Insomniac, Jeopardy!, Jerry Springer, Maury, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mythbusters, Nip/Tuck, The Office, Prison Break, Real Time with Bill Maher, Reno 911!, The Sarah Silverman Program, Scrubs, Sealab 2021, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park, Stella, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The West Wing

Books:

A Long Way Down, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Fish, 1984, The Catcher in the Rye, The Things They Carried, Swimming to Cambodia, Screwjack, The Body, The Beach, Maus, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, A Clockwork Orange, some others.

Heroes:

Roden Cutler (RIP)- he was my grandfather. Google him to see his accomplishments. Also, Hunter S. Thompson, Stanley Kubrick, JD Salinger, Jean Michel Basquiat, Kurt Vonnegut, Shakespeare, and some others. Depressing that six out of the seven people I've listed are dead, and the other one probably is, since he'd be 88 by now.

My Blog

Five years... (different topic than my last blog)

WARNING: upcoming political rant. Or, y’know, half a decade. Yep, it was five years ago today that the Iraq War began. And it seems like just yesterday that Bush was trying to convin...
Posted by Jack the Ripper on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:16:00 PST

Cyanide and Happiness, youre my only friend.

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Posted by Jack the Ripper on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:11:00 PST

This is really important, so please read.

I haven't updated this in ages. Well, as many of you know, I've decided to take a leave of absence from ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Suffolk. It was a ...
Posted by Jack the Ripper on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

Always wanted to do one of these...

GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION: 1-Name:2-Age:3-Height:4-Weight:5-Hair Style:6-Hair Color:7-Eye Color:8-Tattoos/Piercings:9-Do you have a job?:10-If so where do you work?:11-Do you like spooning? (cuddling):12...
Posted by Jack the Ripper on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

Alright already! (survey)

1) Bold what is true about you.2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.3) Underline what you wish wasn't true about you.4) Delete a useless or unnecessary item from earlier in the list5) Add som...
Posted by Jack the Ripper on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:11:00 PST

Answer these questions fifteen.

FILL THIS OUT!!! just reply to this blog and yeah... =) copy the questions into the reply and answer that way. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on...
Posted by Jack the Ripper on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:05:00 PST

Some stuff...

So college is going pretty well so far, I just wish I was living on campus for the fall semester, but that's what you get when you're indecisive like me and you don't even know what you're going to be...
Posted by Jack the Ripper on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 12:12:00 PST

A survey...

personal [name]: Jack Cutler [birthday]: March 24th, 1987 [siblings]: two brothers: Eric (29) and Andrew (22) [hair color]: brown [eye color]: hazel [height]: 6'3 [been kissed]: yeah [been in l...
Posted by Jack the Ripper on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:26:00 PST

Haha, I'm Peter.

 
Posted by Jack the Ripper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm so close I can smell it...

Graduation is almost here, I can't wait. It's only about 40 hours now, maybe less. I'm done with all my exams (all one of them, haha) and my kitchen job is over too. Of course, when I do go home, it'l...
Posted by Jack the Ripper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST