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About Me

I am 26. I play bass. I like punk rock. Sometimes I play punk rock on my bass. I am in a band. This band is called Christzilla. Odds are, you haven't heard us play. This would probably be due to the fact that we haven't played a show and what's more, we haven't really written very many songs yet. Scoff if you must, you will all worship me someday regardless. Sometimes I write stories. Mostly, I just think of stories and then don't do much in the way of writing them down. I shall have to remedy this, with the dreams of global domination and all. It wouldn't do at all for me to be lazy, now would it? Ah, fuck you anyway. What the fuck do you know? And if you are so fucking cool, why the hell are you haunting this website anyway? Fucking loser.

My Interests

I have several.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Green. So I can beat the annoying fuck to death and see what unfunny crap falls out of his skull after I have cracked it open.

Music:

Punk, Contemporary Christian, New age, Estonian Acapella Hip Hop, Latvian Polka and John Tesh. LOTs of John Tesh*.*A shiny new donkey to the person who can guess which of the above selections I am lying through my teeth about.

Movies:

are good when mass quantities of morons are killed with extreme prejudice. Humans suck.

Television:

is evil and not to be trusted....or viewed.

Books:

Sci-Fi, Military Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror...........and porn.

Heroes:

You would have to be a damned fool to place any amount of trust or adoration in any one mortal being. If I had to choose though, I would say Matlock. MATLOCK!!!