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commandant

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About Me

Ever seen something spitting out muck while running a 100 meter sprint through a minefield? No, well let's introduce to you 4 species of horse-size turds that, once together, showcase like a bunch of "Idontknowwhatz" trying to produce sound.

Anyway, sonically speaking they are absolutely craving the best possible efforts to create that kind of a lullaby riddle that water ones eyes, but they stick to the loud electronics, with the result: a mesmerizing set of speakers waiting around to melt down or, even worse, to explode.

What else can be said, except for you're about to deal with some of the biggest, childish crap ever produced (Guinness Book off Fuck Records) and that the members are in business by ruining some local hippie clubs, let the muck spread over you and you'll find yourself in the deepest shit one could ever bear!

One more note: After such "show" you'll still be wearing your clothes, as well as half your diner from the night before.

Rest in Several Pieces!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/2/2006
Band Members: Creative consultants: Dr. Dynamitri - vocal cords Ed Kadaver - guitars Fire Death - drums Panzerschreck - bass
Influences: Ron Jeremy
Sounds Like: blood vomitting guinea-pigs on acid
Record Label: Guinness Book off Fuck Records
Type of Label: None