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Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes

God is the only one i trust

About Me

I'm Jeremy, i'm pretty weird and crazy and i'm always up for anything. I'm probably the coolest person you'll ever meet. Seriously. Nothing exciting will happen if you just sit at home all the time, that's why i love going out, even if there's nothing really going on. I love my friends and family more than anything. I love to travel. You may think i'm too weird at first but eventually you will love me. I'm a genuinely nice guy and I think everyone deserves to be happy. I hate cops. Now there's a lesson to learn if you listen right here, beer liquor never sicker liquor beer you in the clear... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Music, beer pong, drums, movies, comedy, the desert, the river, happiness

I'd like to meet:

Jim Carey. he's fucking awesome. i'm gonna be just like him someday, you can count on it. That's about it cuz let's be honest, people suck.

Music:

KOTTONMOUTH KINGS AND CHILDREN OF BODOM!!! Dimmu Borgir, Black Sabbath, System of a Down, RATM, Metallica, Immortal, Norther, In Flames, Iced Earth, Iron Maiden, Stratovarius, Korn, Mudvayne, Marilyn Manson, Joe Satriani, Offspring, Pennywise, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, old Slipknot

Movies:

Fight Club and Snatch are the best movies ever, Gladiator, LAND BEFORE TIME!! American History X, Super Troopers, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Troy, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, all of the Lord of the Rings, Office Space, Old School, Dazed and Confused, Team America, Harry Potter, and more

Television:

Family Guy, Friends, Simpsons, OC and Laguna Beach, Apprentice, One Tree Hill, Lost

Books:

Nintendo Power?

Heroes:

God, Alexi Laiho, Jim Carey, Johnny Richter

My Blog

Tonight I Change

So tonight i really realized that people can not be trusted. They say shit and they ask for favors and you help them because they are your friends, but they'll stab you in the back at a minute's notic...
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:51:00 PST

Things to Do Before I'm 25

1. Skydive (Which i'm completely terrified of, which is why i want to do it)2. Parachute off a mountain3. Go to New Zealand4. Star in a TV show or movie5. Have a beer with Children of Bodom at Lake Bo...
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:23:00 PST

If I Were to Die Today

Just to let you know, this is NOT a suicide note or anything of the sort. This is just what i would write and have everyone read who knows me if i were to die today. It is from the heart and it is exa...
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

We Don't Die

People don't die, we just go home.
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

Life

So i was thinking about something last night. Life is awesome. Despite its ups and downs, i would rather be alive and experience all of it than be dead. Life is a journey and im so glad to be in it. W...
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:21:00 PST

So True

You know you're in the Cal Poly Pomona Theatre department when...There's one gallon of milk in the fridgeEveryone's eating Panda ExpressThere's soy sauce and plastic forks from Panda in the cupboardYo...
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:46:00 PST

This Sucks

So i didn't get cast in the mainstage show for spring quarter. I also didn't get cast in the winter quarter play either. Damn do i suck that much? I didn't think too much about it because i planned to...
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST

Story of my life

Now when your love is lost and your spirits are low,The world's closin in around ya got no place to goDone all that you could to ease and please another soulBut in the end you're in the cold another s...
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:06:00 PST

Kefka is my Idol

"Life... dreams... hope... Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These things... I'm going to destroy!""There's nothing like the sound of hundreds of voices screaming in unison.""I wil...
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:17:00 PST

Me In A Box (Inspired by the very inspiring Veronnica Wright)

I'm a nice guy. I'm kinda picky when it comes to food. I hate pickles and tomatoes. I hate cops, especially the ones who just follow you around waiting for you to do something wrong. I go to Cal Poly ...
Posted by Layin Down Laws and Taxin Hoes on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:50:00 PST