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Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™

About Me


supercalifragilistickexpi ska ladocious.
my name is lita and sometimes i go pee in the shower.
i'm seventeen, and i don't have a life, nor a job.
i'm a nerd in my own little ways.
i'm not skinny; i have meat on my bones.
i walk around my house pantless from time to time.
i'm shy; but once i get to know you, you end up seeing the real side of me. you choose whether or not you like it.
vegetarians and vegans amuse me. (:
when my watch reads 10:10; 11:11; or 12:12 i make a wish, then kiss it.
i believe in peace and equality.
i get my excercise in skanking pits.
i'd rather live somewhere else.
my music is what keeps me sane in school.
i shop at thrift stores.
i like DIY.
sometimes, i get stared at a lot and it's amusing.
i wipe my mouth on my sleeves and my fingers on my pants.
sometimes i eat untill i can't move; that's how much i love food. i can't cook, either.. so you should teach me how.
p.s.; food tastes soo much better when you are under the influence of the mighty herb. (:
i prefer being friends with guys over girls.
i make the best kraft dinner; when under the influence.
i induldge in stupid things just for the hell of it.
i have a very distinct laugh.
i love the smell just before it rains.
i like to draw.
i drink tea in the morning when i can.
my camera is my traveling buddy.
my mom constantly tells me that i need more friends, and she's right.
scratching on my bankey at night helps me sleep; do not disturb me while i'm sleeping.
six pillows occupy my bed and i sleep on leopard print sheets. (:
i pick money up off of the ground.. it eventually adds up.
i loath drama, don't get me involved.
i'm lazy and procrastinate a lot.
i'm pestimistic.
sometimes i can get really emotional.
othertimes, i just randomly yell; at the top of my lungs.
i'm a really trustworthy person, you can tell me anything, i'll keep it a secret.
i think you should be-friend me. (:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Music:


what happened to the music?
i can't hear it!
what happened to the unity?
i can't see it!
what happened to the scene?
it's all lies.

4-skins

the adicts
abrasive wheels
adair
agnostic front
aiden
alexisonfire'
anti-flag
as i lay dying
assorted jellybeans'
at the drive-in
atreyu

bandits of the acoustic revolution'
between the buried and me
big d and the kids table'
bigwig
the black dahlia murder
the bled'
bleed the dream'
blink 182'
the blood brothers
box car racer'
boys night out'
buzzcocks

cancer bats
calabrese
catch 22'
chiodos'
choking victim'
circa survive'
citizen fish'
clit 45'
comeback kid
crass
the creepshow'
cute is what we aim for'

the devil wears prada
the devotchkas'
the distillers'
dr. acula'
drop dead, gorgeous'

enter shikari'
everytime i die'

fear before the march of flames'
the filaments'
finch
the flatliners'
from autumn to ashes
from first to last

gogol bordello
greeley estates'

haste the day
he is legend
horse the band
horrorpops

jack off jill
joy division'

kid gorgeous

leftover crack'
lunachicks'

madness'
misery signals
misfits
moneen
mustard plug

nekromantix
no ca$h'
norma jean
operation ivy
oxymoron

the planet smashers'
protest the hero'

reel big fish
rx bandits'

saosin'
scary kids scaring kids
senses fail
silverstein
ska-p
the slits
the sound of animals fighting'
the starting line
a static lullaby
streetlight manifesto'
stutterfly
sublime'

taking back sunday'
team spider'
thrice
thursday
the toasters
total chaos
toy dolls
toxic narcotic

underoath'
the unseen'

vanilla muffins
vice squad
the virus
voodoo glow skulls'

whole wheat bread
whorehouse of represenitives
world/inferno friendship society

x
x-ray spex

Movies:

captain chunk says;
"let's get the hell out of here!"

ace ventura: pet detective
ace ventura: when nature calls
a clockwork orange
all dogs go to heaven

beetle juice
the blair witch project
bruce almighty

cheech and chong: up in smoke
clerks: 1 & 2

donnie darko

edward scissorhands

fight club

the goonies

hook

jay and silent bob: strike back

little nicky
mrs. doubtfire

the neverending story
the nightmare before christmas

the pest
the princess and the goblins

the rocky horror picture show

shawn of the dead
slc punk

the truman show

Heroes:





My Blog

a somewhat typical saturday night.

this is exactly what's on my mind. i haven't written a blog in a long time.. so i decided tonight, that since i've smoked of that mighty green herb; that it would be fun to tell you what i'm thinking ...
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:54:00 PST

get your ass to sleep;

12:50 Pm Okay, I had to write. I haven't slept yet, from yesterday 7 pm. I got really bored and some what scared and depr- essed. I was stoned, sadly, I had this idea of smoking a huge bowl in a be...
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST

i don't want you anymore;

And when I look back on itOn all the wasted timeI spent just thinkin about youAnd wishin you were mineI had the fever but the fever is goneI don't want you anymoreTryin to shake you but you're holdin ...
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST

spill your guts.

it doesn't matter anymore, it seems that i don't matter anymore. i never should of trusted you. i'm lost inside an adorable illusion, and i can't hide. i'm the one you used, please don't push me aside...
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

subject.

Everywhere I go,everyone i meet,every time I try to fall in love, they all want to know why I'm so broken. Why am I so cold.Why I'm so hard inside.Why am I scared. What am I afraid of. I don't even kn...
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:26:00 PST

the mega bitch.

haha. i just got done fighting with my mom. she pisses me off. and i can't leave. there is no where for me to go. she's blaming her shitty life on me. thanks mom. i'm sure that's something every daugh...
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:21:00 PST

the title is not important. it is, in fact, the contents of this blog that is important.

wow. just wow. i can't believe i let myself do this again. you would think i would actually get brighter each time something like this happens; i obviously fucking don't. i'm so stupid. you promised m...
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST

a song;

Lunachicks"Say What You Mean"I'm not so I don'tI can't so I won'tI could but I shouldn'tBut I can't so I wouldn'tI might but I can'tI've got so I don'tI would but I shouldn'tBut I'm not so sure I coul...
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST

untitled.

i don't want to go to school tomorrow. end of blog entry.
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

and then she found it;

that something i needed. that feeling i wanted. that someone who i was longing to be with. now this time, when i look happy - it won't be an act, for i have found my happiness. and i'm going to hold o...
Posted by Miss effFucker; (P) & (E)™ on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:33:00 PST