About Me
Hey Ladies, spend the night with me Ron Mexico*, and I will give you the gift that keeps on giving. It is alleged that I have HPV. I always thought I would be MVP, but turns out there is a better chance I am HPV instead. Oh, well.Not only that, but what I offer can lead to increase risk of Cervical Cancer in Women.If I were a Professional athlete, which I am not ... I am Ron Mexico ... I would be the flavor of the month. But truth be told, I'm not nearly as good as all the hype.*Note - Ron Mexico, the Herpes Bandito is a fictional character. ANybody living or dead is either a coincidense or neither a real person or somebodies alias. All accounts discriptions of Ron Mexico is strictly prohibitied, unless done as satire, as is the case here.
