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I made this survey the day I got Myspace. Don't know how many years ago that was. Apparently people still think it's funny? Someone remind me to do another one soon. Now that I think about it, almost every single thing on this page is years old. I've changed some, but laziness dies hard, so I'll let it be. Also, is there any way to change the obnoxious teal color? Please?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joey. The last name is for my spouse only. My eventual spouse. Whenever she arrives in the mail.
Birthday: I was born from two black holes colliding into Jesus. It was more of a gradual, drawn out birth....hard to pick a specific date. I'll just say 11.
Birthplace: Oh geez....Minnesota.
Current Location: *looks out window* Some place that was dumb enough to put cement walls right in front of my window. And the cats always go down there and pee....wherever I live, I really don't enjoy it.
Eye Color: WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
Hair Color: I have no idea. It's a disgusting mix of blond and brown, with a slight gray quality.
Height: I'm going to say six feet. Then again, I could say a billion, and you'd have to take my word! THE POWER I WEILD!!!
Right Handed or Left Handed: No one uses hands these days. Am I right? (well yes, I'm right-handed)
Your Heritage: Irish....they were Irish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Same I've worn for a long time. Adidas generic shoe ..27. But now they have custom-fit soles inside of them. Incredibly comfortable.
Your Weakness: The thought that someone, somewhere, has naked pictures of me.
Your Fears: Oh wait, that would be this one, wouldn't it? Well, my weakness...is really bright sunlight. It's hard to see in that stuff. Oh, and women SOMETIMES. If I let them. Most often not. In fact, not at all. But torture freaks me out. Pain in general I don't like.
Your Perfect Pizza: A deep dish pizza, baked to perfection and served with a big, heaping pile of $100 bills on top.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To jog and not flop down on the ground halfway to the door.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I wouldn't call any of them overused. But I do say "Heh." and "Interesting" and "Well," quite a bit.
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHERE THE HECK IS MY RIGHT HAND...oh there it is.
Your Best Physical Feature: No idea. I'll go with my face, because it can portray any emotion I want it to. Some like my eyes. Yeah, eyes are good. I'll go with that.
Your Bedtime: Yeah, what about it? It's different everyday. And the time I go to bed verses the time I actually go to sleep is about two hours apart....WHY DOES MY BROTHER HAVE TO CLICK HIS TOENAILS AGAINST THE RAILING OF HIS BED EVERY SINGLE NIGHT?!
Your Most Missed Memory: Junk Food Day. No wait, Outdoor Ed. Our counsler gave us all candy. It was bliss.
Pepsi or Coke: Soda has been known to weaken your bone density.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds. I don't use the Mac. Makes it sound fat. Mac is such a fat kid name.
Single or Group Dates: Group dates are always....well, actually, I have no idea. Depends who it's with.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: *shudder* How about hot wax?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. AND vanilla. Boy am I creative.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't drink that stuff.
Do you Smoke: Sometimes. I just might be the next Human Torch. What's this...tobacco...you speak of?
Do you Swear: Not at all.
Do you Sing: Oh yes. I'm not too bad at it, now that I've rediscovered the high notes again. A little more practice, and I'll be somewhat alright at it.
Do you Shower Daily: That's a good question....sponge baths count, yes? Well, no. I smell good all the time.
Have you Been in Love: Pffft, love. Kids think they're in love all the time, switching boyfriends and girlfriends almost every other week. I'll know love when I find it. Incredible admiration, yes, but love I'm sure has not happened as of yet.
Do you want to go to College: Want, yes. But deep inside me dwells the knowledge that it probably won't happen. I'm just too successful to bother with it.
Do you want to get Married: If I can find the right one, then yes. Even though every comedian in the world is telling me no.
Do you belive in yourself: Do you work for Disney or something? Well, not really. Unless it's against another human, and not something inanimate. Then yes, I most definitely do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. In fact, motion makes me stronger.
Do you think you are Attractive: I make out with myself every other hour or so. Watch for the videos, they'll be up in a month or two. I think I'm at a level where there's no need to worry about appealing to the opposite sex. And that's all that matters.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes. I am now. Why? That's a secret.
Do you get along with your Parents: I plan their demise as we speak. But yeah, we get along great.
Do you like Thunderstorms: IF A THUNDERSTROM WAS A HUMAN I WOULD MARRY IT. Here's to hoping it's a female. *crosses fingers*
Do you play an Instrument: I wish. I grew up in a Mexican ghetto. Our instruments were broken Tequila bottles.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Never. Except this one time, when I was five. It was an accident.
In the past month have you Smoked: Actually, I was four. Never smoked.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. Unless you call mold a drug. I think our bathroom has that...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. Dateless I shall be for a long time. I never show up on time/never come in the first place. It's totally my fault.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. And I saw the fattest girl in the world there. She sat on TWO stools.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. Those things are full of fat/anonymous white substance.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: OH YES. Who doesn't?
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. But I was on camera. I think I did a fine job acting.
In the past month have you been Dumped: You can't get dumped if you don't commit! HIYO.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah. I just run around naked.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stolen hearts, yes. I remember Sweethearts tasting much better a few years ago.
Ever been Drunk: Never. Though I do long to be someday. You know me now....imagine me DRUNK. Hoo boy, that'd be a party.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, by a group of burly sweaty men in towels. I mean no.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes. By a group of Mexican children. I think that....wait....no, that's it. And all they really did was push me down and fill my mouth with grass. I never really get hurt. *man of steel*
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a hot pepper. One.
How do you want to Die: By having too much sex, and all the sperm production saps the life out of me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Actor, stand-up comedian, writer, guy they test new drugs on.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan. I'll also need a mid-sized bank to afford it.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Oh, that doesn't matter. But I'm a fan of brown and green. Blue....well I'm blue....gah, really doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Hair? Pffft. Well, if I had to choose a hair color, I have no preference, so no deal.
Short or Long Hair: Both are good. Just....don't be too long.
Height: Can't be too short....well...nah, short is good. Can't be too tall, though. My competitive instinct will kick in, and we'll have to battle for the honor of our families.
Weight: If they weigh more than me, it must be in muscle. And if that's so, then we also must battle for the honor of our families.
Best Clothing Style: I like bundling up in the winter. But I don't really have a good clothing style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None. Unless mold counts. Then it's infinite.
Number of CDs I own: Ever heard of....illegal....music...downloading? Me neither. I own like one.
Number of Piercings: One time this girl got mad at me for calling her an ugly bloated cow, and she impaled me with a street light. I patched it up, but if I didn't, then I'd have one.
Number of Tattoos: I was the only guy smart enough to get a tattoo over his entire body that is the exact same color as my skin. It cost me my college fund, but it was so worth it.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 37. Oh wait, this survey. 38.
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