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The Zookeepers

Bouwoughacook!!!!!!

About Me

What's the word, teenie-bopper love angels of America? Meet the Zookeepers: a non-profit organization with dedication to preservation and conservation! Let me cool down the mumbo jumbo, and break down the nitty gritty, little kiddos! The Zookeepers are not only environmentally friendly, they really know how to jump!
Led by frontman Archie Zookeeper, wildcat guitar-slinger and a real straight shooter, Bobby Zookeeper, the bass guitar rebel rouser, Dee Dee Zookeeper, doo-wa-ditty pretty go-go kitty, and Latin sensation Consuelo Zookeeper shakin' up the skins and countin' down the hits. These wild swingin' hepcats are ready to plug n' play their summertime serenades for bikini beach babes on both coasts, and pound out the wildest twist party tunes your turntable's touched! If your folks can't dig it, then c'mon and spin it! Hot new tracks from the twistin' champs themselves.......The Zookeepers!
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/30/2006
Band Members: Archie Zookeeper - Semi-automatic Reverb Ratchet Decibal Blast

Bobby Zookeeper - Supersonic Richter Scale Rumble Monster Deluxe

Consuelo Zookeeper - Chronological Treasury of Annihilation Arsenal

Dee Dee Zookeeper - Candy Apple Bunny Hop Foot Stomp

Sounds Like: Lounge Children's Space Age Exotica Moog Pop Garage Surf!
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Weeeeee’rrreeee Baaaackkkkk!!!!!!!!!

Welllll Howwwddyyyy-Rowwwddyyyy-RoooooOOOOOooooo beach babies. "Yours truly blue" here, back up on it! The champions of twist tasting time wasting surfadelic sand sensations have been riding the waves...
Posted by The Zookeepers on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:27:00 PST

Zookeysweat in debt!

The Cool Crew Cut keel over and peep purse.................shipwrecked?!? stay tuned for rip-roarin waves to leave you wet and set for a new twistin' trend that you're sure to remember and not forget....
Posted by The Zookeepers on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:45:00 PST

Hop, Skip, Shimmy, Twist, and our brand new record!!

Howdy Rowdy crowd, and a big top shimmy bop stomp to all the boardbusters and beach babies still surfin'. The twistin' champs have been stackin' their boards and stayin' on shore, but we'reeeee back. ...
Posted by The Zookeepers on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:20:00 PST

The animals are restless!!!!

Hop-skippity-howdy-doody-koo-koo-roooooo!!!! What's the good word? The skeleton ZooKeys have a tidal wave of tip-top shimmy bop stompers shootin' straight at'cha this month and next, so stay soaked!! ...
Posted by The Zookeepers on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:27:00 PST

Zookey Kooks wack the billies!!!!!

Howdy Rowdy Howdy Doodie! Everready and everlovin’ the moody blue boardbuster crew wacks the billies tonight, so strap your sandals for a simmering spring slammer. Pabst Blue zookey kooks will d...
Posted by The Zookeepers on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:27:00 PST

Zookeyrootical bamaram!!!! Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!!

Howdy-Rowdy-Roto-Rooter, boot scootin’ beach bums and butterballs! Archibald Zookeykook up uppity at ’em and away as usual on a soon-to-be-summer sunny sunday afternoon! The Zoologists res...
Posted by The Zookeepers on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:46:00 PST

The Sue logical Zociety shim-sham showcase!!

Hootily-Rootily, beach bound blue water buckaroos and cowabungirls!! Archie D. leadin’ the pack and scroungin’ for springtime fun in the sun. Just when you thought the twistin’ champ...
Posted by The Zookeepers on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST

Over One Zoophilian Served!!! Directions Saturday!!

Howdy-Rowdy-Roo, Crew! Captain Archibald D., of the beloved H.M.S. Zookitania comin' through loud and clear from the helm, and shoutin' way out to all the teenie-top hot doggers hoppin' from Tijuana t...
Posted by The Zookeepers on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST

Thankey-danks dig-a-doos and pictures from the shim-sham!!

Howdy-huxtable, bright blonde beach bunnies and hot doggin' busters with boards! The Zoocreepers send out a great big thankey-danks to all the kiddies who got wired-up and wiggled on Sunday, it was a ...
Posted by The Zookeepers on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:45:00 PST

Always true blue!!!!!!

Howdry-roo, to all visiting attendees of the Modern Maritime Seaside Sporting Events Convention, potential investors and franchise developers of TURBO FUNKY Productions, and fans of the Zookeepers ban...
Posted by The Zookeepers on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:17:00 PST