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I have no Internet!

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About Me

Methodman: Yo Ivory wtf took you so long? Ivory: Biggie and Tupac throwin a sick party! Open bar and everything! Redman: Shit sounds tight Ivory: It was until Marvin Gaye started trippin' Methodman: For real? Ivory: Yea man. .. .. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Till the roof comes off, till my lungs collapse I'll still be rippin this shitSimpsons
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My Interests

Distributing rocks to the children of the community, peeing on my own keyboard(s), and general misbehavior. Also: basking in the warm Florida sunshine WHENEVER I hear that my friends back home just got shat on by Grandfather Winter

I'd like to meet:

"If God watches out for children, drunks and fools, then I have a 2/3 better chance for divine intervention in my life than most other people."

Music:

The sound of revenge...

Movies:

Children of Men, Superman Returns, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Blade, Hellboy, Primer, Xmen (I & II), Spiderman (I & II), Tears of the Sun, Black Hawk Down, Gladiator, The Hunted, LOTR, Monster, 28 Days Later, SAW, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Jurassic Park, The Bone Collector, Stir of Echoes, Pirates of the Carribbean, Terminator ( all 3 of them), The Last Samurai, The Butterfly Effect, Batman Begins, V for Vendetta, Harsh Times, The Inside Man, Lords of War, and anything with Tom Hanks in it.

Television:

At the risk of sounding like everyone else I'm gonna say this: Family Guy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Law & Order the original and SVU, 4400, Max Ex, History Channel, Discovery Channel, I Shouldn't Be alive, The Shield, and Carlos Mencia as of recently.

Books:

Black Hawk Down, Speaker for the Dead, Smithsonian's Birds of Florida, The Hobbit, Cachalot, and The Chamber are the books I have with me so far down here in Florida. I had to throw out Icebound by Dean Koontz because I wouldn't put anybody else in the painful position of reading that book. Period. It really fucking sucked.

Heroes:

My father, my brother(s), anybody willing to put someone else above them.

My Blog

My first Florida blog!

RumThief (10:15:31 PM): fuckin jew bastard RedDiCE3 (10:15:49 PM): i heard you are workin at dunkies RedDiCE3 (10:15:54 PM): when did you become a pakistani woman RedD...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:24:00 PST

Koreans and polar bears?

RumThief (3:15:12 PM): yo Auto Response from ia1708 (3:15:13 PM): Does a traitor betray himself? RumThief (3:15:24 PM): ur profile is amazing ...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

Who hate who?

RumThief (9:04:38 PM): guess what I'm having for dinner? RumThief (9:04:49 PM): Cheese burgers and homefries RumThief (9:05:18 PM): and by cheeseburger I m...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:27:00 PST

Black vs. Jew

RumThief (4:30:08 PM): so did u ever get hit by cars while picking up pennies in Chestnut Hill?RedDiCE3 (4:30:39 PM): this is newton, do you really think anyone is gonna let any precious pennies get l...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST

Racial tensions continue to build!

RumThief (7:00:48 PM): various things eh? RumThief (7:01:05 PM): Lighting menorahs and eating Kosher hot dogs? RumThief (7:01:08 PM): sounds about right to...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST

Beruit and reperations

RumThief (10:23:14 PM): did u hear the news? Ranoversquarells (10:23:29 PM): you won Ranoversquarells (10:23:30 PM): ya ya Ranoversquarells (10:23:31&...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:47:00 PST

I'm not the dumbest mofo

EPiPeN11 (9:01:46 PM): yo does ur poor ass have a cell phone yet RumThief (9:01:54 PM): yea EPiPeN11 (9:01:58 PM): whats ur # RumThief (9:01:59 P...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:11:00 PST

Fuck Wendys

F0rg0tenLanguage (3:38:02 PM): i had wendy's F0rg0tenLanguage (3:38:07 PM): but i'm probably gonna eat again before work RumThief (3:38:28 PM): ugh RumThi...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Tue, 23 May 2006 02:06:00 PST

Me and Dave...check it

AIM is an advertising supported product Do you know this person?  Report IM Spam AIM is an advertising supported product RumThief (9:24:20 PM): I was thinkin about...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 07:22:00 PST

Another Race war

RedDiCE3 (2:35:39 PM): look, i cant make you have beautiful, creamy skin like i doRedDiCE3 (2:35:45 PM): please dont hold it against me that i was blessedRumThief (2:35:51 PM): hahahahhaaRedDiCE3 (2:3...
Posted by The last time I got high was.... on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:19:00 PST