Erin

Interesting facts:
1. My first pet was a hermit crab nammed Lucy.
2. I stirr my coffee with an engineering scale rule.
3. Even when I was little I used to test things, like only brushing half of my teeth before bed to see if my parents were bullshitting me about how much shinier my clean teeth were, since I failed to see the difference. They were bullshitting me.
4. My dog barks at people in doorways.
5. My middle name is Marie.
6. If you tell me I'm too big to build a fort and I believe you, you will break my heart and see me cry.
7. My toes wiggle when I'm happy.
8. I can do the eye thing.
9. Most of my dreams involve me in tense situations and epic battles where I am the steadfast hero. Almost every action scene involves a swordfight, the setting is usually Thornhill Road, Silver Spring, MD, and the magic is always logical.
10. Bare feet and bubbles makes me happy.
Erin (n) -A well rounded person such that she can not be described without creating a novella. Unfortunately, while she is good at almost anything she puts her mind to, she is not particularly good at anything.Examples of Erins:
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