Sassy Soul Sistah

If you let me make you dinner, you get free food. I give good back rubs. If you take me to dinner, you don't get a piece of ass. I can buy my own fillet mignon thank you. Or Lobster.... I'm really a nice person once you get to know me. I am not an alien from another dimension bent on world domination. I take a bath at least once a day, showers at least 3 times a day. I'm somewhat neurotic about house cleaning. Although I do leave my bra's & other pieces lingerie on my bathroom door knob. I don't care which way you push the tooth paste on your brush.So long as the brush hit's your teeth. I do pick up my panties off the floor. When I get around to it. I seldom eat crackers in bed. More apt to eat something more decadent like dark truffles and strawberrys...oh yeah the champagne....can't forget that, Gotta have my music, it's a must. To me it's like "air", it moves my soul, and other parts of my body. I floss. Have all my teeth. Personal hygine is very important. You've got to take care of of your mind and body & soul. It all comes together. The voices in my head told me you would like me. My psychic friends said you will. There's no compelling reason why you shouldn't. I didn't go to school to eat my lunch. I'm smarter than the average bear. I am gainfully employed, like 10 years ago. You know in your heart that it's the right thing to do. It would make me smile. It might make you smile too. I have a pulse. I have never committed bestiality. I make a concentrated effort not to spit when I talk. I support the Girl Scouts by buying cookies. I always shave my legs before a social occasion. I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. I'm growing older, but not growing up. I am fully functional. I am weird enough for most purposes. I'm not easy, but we can discuss it. I don't *just* want to grope your body. Take me now. There will be plenty of time for normal people later. I have never tried to pick up men on Match.com before. When choosing between two evils, I always try to pick the one I've never done. It only seems kinky the first time. As far as I know, I don't snore. (At least, I've never heard myself doing so). You need to take a walk on the wild side. I'm the best there is at what I do. I'll try anything 4 or 5 times. It may be an acquired taste. I don't play records backwards and pretend to hear satanic messages. I have an imagination, and I don't mind using it. I make my bed at least 90% of the time. I don't let friends drive drunk. I only *look* innocent. I'll respect you in the morning. I am a recovering celibate. I try to never take myself too seriously. I yield to temptation. I am usually on time for all occaions, well most. I'm unique. I am not a snooty ass broad on here with an agenda. I never hurt anyone's feeling intentionaly.If so, I'm the first to admit my short comings and just would rather have peace. Doens't matter who's wrong or right. I am (maybe too) open and honest in my relationships. I have made mistakes, buy hey, who hasn't. I'm a stronger person because of it. I deny reality whenever possible. I am sensitive. I can cry over a Kodak commercial. I never put off until tomorrow what I can put off indefinitely. I can often hold up my end of a conversation. I can take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. I have never molded an obscene Jello salad. I'm available. I own my own body, but I share. I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinski. I love my dog more than I do most people I know! Oh, I’m not too not harsh to the eyes either,so I've been told. I am Half Spanish and Half Irish and 100% trouble. I'm an Aire's women, hot and fiery, I've got a tamale in one hand and a Corona in the other. I'm 5'3", have hazel eye's..(two of them) and "LOVE ME, LOVE MY DOG, OR GET THE HELL AWAY !! We're a package deal!! Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. The ego seeks intimacy through control and guilt. The Holy Spirit seeks intimacy through acceptance and release. ~Marianne Williamson~