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John H

Nigga, I don't sell hos, I sell candy. Can't you see my fuckin' outfit? I'm a part time stripper, an

About Me

So, I'm John. I'm 21. I live in Gainesville, Florida. It sucks. I need to get laid.

My Interests

TV, movies, video games (I'm a Nintendo fanboy), my friends, and my family.

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anybody. Wait, no. I don't want to make friends with anymore bands that I'm not going to listen to, so if you are a member of said type of band, fuck off. Also, Myspace robots can fuck off. You're not the good kind of robots, like in space movies, you're the kind that annoy me, and try to sell me porno I don't need. Just go away.

Music:

MF DOOM, OutKast, Wu-Tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Papercutt, Otis Redding, Coheed and Cambria, NESkimos, Arnocorps, Public Enemy, Kool Keith, Dr. Octagon, Eric B. and Rakim, Gnarls Barkley, N.W.A., GangStarr, Ice Cube, KRS One, Big Daddy Kane, Dragonforce, Dethklok, The Darkness, Gorillaz, Grandaddy, Danger Mouse, Dr. Dre, Interpol, The Mars Volta, Smashing Pumpkins, The Beatles, Marvin Gaye, Creedence Clearwater, The Clash, Death Cab For Cutie, Gang of Four, Depeche Mode, The Pixies, Nine Inch Nails, Girl Talk, Mike Relm, ELO, Mos Def, Gravediggaz, Guns N Roses, Metallica, Iron Maiden, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Ween, Video Game Remixes, Led Zeppelin, Morrissey, Prince, Radiohead, Talking Heads, Weird Al, The Doobie Brothers, Tenacious D, Wesley Willis, and a bunch more. My head hurts from thinking too hard.

Movies:

As Good as it Gets, The Big Lebowski, City of God, Lone Wolf & Cub/Shogun Assassin, Friday, Mallrats, Pulp Fiction, Five Deadly Venoms, Five Fingers of Death, Game of Death, The Chinese Connection, Kill Bill 1 & 2, True Romance, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep, The Departed, Grindhouse, Terminators 1-3, Evil Dead, The Breakfast Club, Spiderman 1 & 2, X-Men 1, 2, and 3, The Prestige, The Warriors, Akira, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Oldboy, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, Super Mario Bros., Office Space, Half Baked, Fearless, The Protector, Ong-Bak, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Sin City, 300, V For Vendetta, Running Scared, Ghostbusters, and a bunch more that I can't think of right now...

Television:

The Simpsons, The Office, Adult Swim, Mythbusters, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Flavor of Love, Six Feet Under, Sportscenter

Books:

The Great Waldo Search.

My Blog

Falling in love all over again...

Good fucking god. I'm so sunburned. Sunburned in a great way. Sunburned because I spent 4 hours today sitting in a floating lawn chair on Gatorbone lake, talking, thinking, and having the best weekend...
Posted by John H on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST